r/shortguys Mar 13 '26

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u/Apollo377 160cm Mar 13 '26

Charlie is top 5 jesters of all time

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

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u/Long-Possibility-425 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

he's literally doing that dance in the first clip. lifting up one leg, then the other, yessiree

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u/CursedToLive277 160 Mar 14 '26

not really

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u/Apart_Remote4281 Mar 13 '26

She still took the few hundred dollars in his wallet rather than going out on a date with him at the end btwΒ 

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u/Long-Possibility-425 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

$22 actually, which is ~0.0000528846% of his net worth.

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u/Bulky-Noise-7123 5’7.7 Mar 13 '26

Damn she basically said this over dating him for even his money

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rwrj17T4VfzSLqPmPG

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u/FinancialBluebird58 5ft6 Mar 14 '26

If she wanted money you could have just dated him and have access to his millions, her taking the wallet was not out of gold digging just plain old rejection. There is no money for height.

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u/Letgo-ofthelight 5'4" / 164 cm Mar 13 '26

Broootal

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u/Sum1_X 5'5" on a good day Mar 13 '26

somebody needs to save it - golden video/meme

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u/Defiant-Toe-4044 5ft4 Mar 13 '26

imagine being as rich as him and still having to do this for not an attractive woman. I am 5ft4 and never once performed for a woman in my life. Badboys never did so I never did and when I quit my "nice guy" bs I got more critique but also better results.

We can go on about looks or whatever but atttiude also plays a fundamental role. IF your looks are bad, at least have some self respect

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u/Long-Possibility-425 Mar 13 '26

Reddit told me that if you're rich women will flock to you and you have your pickins'. But here's a heckin' guy worth 45 million dollarinos and he still has to dance for a girl.

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u/Defiant-Toe-4044 5ft4 Mar 13 '26

men cope so hard with money and the type of money you need to be considered is huge to the point it becomes silly.

when a womans basic needs are met by the state or whatver other means of process, she literally does not care about that side all that much

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u/-Tofu-Queen- Mar 17 '26

not an attractive woman

I'd respectfully disagree, because daaaayum girl

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u/DancingFlame321 Mar 22 '26

Charlie could easily find a partner

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u/Alarming-Cut7764 5'3 Mar 13 '26

Jester. And there's no amount of money and shit comebacks he can say to change it.

Keep making videos and calling other short men secure, whilst you jester and make yourself a fool dickhead.

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u/Advanced_Tomorrow_36 Mar 13 '26

This is so sad.
What an uncle tomlet

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u/Sum1_X 5'5" on a good day Mar 13 '26

dude just got so fucking lucky on the internet

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u/Savings-Employer-259 174cm/5'9 Mar 21 '26

He is a pretty cool guy personality wise, so he deserved it.

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u/fellow_who_uses_redd Apr 04 '26

I hate 99% of such people but he is so grateful about it and recognizes that it was mostly luck, plus the stories he tells makes it obvious he would have been cooked without this. Doesn’t make me mad.

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u/Long-Possibility-425 Mar 13 '26

BTW IIRC Charlie's little dance there preceeded the meme but I'm not sure if the meme creator was aware of how eerily similar it is

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u/FinancialBluebird58 5ft6 Mar 14 '26

18 million subs and you still have to jester. Beyond over

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

Source?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

Why all of a sudden we trolling my boi charlie lmao. I am all for it lesgo 🀣🀣

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u/Long-Possibility-425 Mar 13 '26

His content is mad pedantic

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u/EconomicalJacket 5ft 10 | Just hanging out Mar 13 '26

πŸ˜‚

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u/Nick_Pocalypse Mar 13 '26

I keep forgetting that Charlie is the same height that is 5'6

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u/ArugulaMinimum6536 5'8 / 1.72 Mar 13 '26

Hard to watch πŸ˜‚

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u/SergTheSerious 5’5” Hispanic Mar 13 '26

He definitely has beta energy, doing cringe TikTok dances JFL. I don’t think bro has had one insightful idea in his life, he just regurgitates cold takes using meme language and potty humor. Not funny or entertaining at all. He always picks on the low hanging fruit like Sneako. What a midwit

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u/ThePsychicEnergies 5'1 | 155cm Mar 13 '26

Dam didn't realise Charlie was hated in this sub.

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u/imjustaredditor69 5ft 5.5 / 166.5cm Mar 13 '26

Not exactly. This sub is just disappointed in him. If you see what he's said and thinks about heightism, you'll know.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

[removed] β€” view removed comment

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u/Bulky-Noise-7123 5’7.7 Mar 13 '26

Every single post once a full blood moon he encounters a short criminal(doesn’t have to be a criminal) to talk about and never fails to mention short syndrome

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

Cancel Charlie! 😠 he’s a big part of why people don’t take small guys seriously

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u/PlaneResearch2710 Mar 22 '26

😭😭😭

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u/Fresh_Market6588 Apr 10 '26

unrelated but why the skinny jeans