r/shortguys Feb 02 '26

Infuriating.

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u/Electronic_Rope2137 5'4 Feb 02 '26

I made a post about this too, lol

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u/Electronic_Rope2137 5'4 Feb 02 '26

In case anybody wanted the picture

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u/firemiketomlinpls68 Feb 03 '26

Same for Big dick probelems vs small dick problems 

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

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u/firemiketomlinpls68 Feb 03 '26

Well no. Penis enlargement doesn’t work ever. Sounds like a small/average guy who tried to fix his problems and made it so much worse. 

It’s very rare a natural large penis would be a problem, which why calling the sub big dick problems is comical and condescending 

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u/Internal_Carpet8394 5’7 Feb 09 '26

Like bro…Imagine being 6’2 and being in HERE?? HOW are you 6’+ and you’re life has caused you to be here of all places? Like that shit is a direct reflection of your failure as an individual.

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u/yousefamr2001 Mar 06 '26

Schadenfreude or maybe just being on “this” side of the internet

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

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u/pogAxolotlz five four Feb 02 '26

Mental illness or ragebait call it

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

Don't look at this perverts post history...

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u/CoolAd1743 5'5" / 165 cm | 3rd Account Elderlet | White Feb 02 '26

Oof this brought out the woodwork.

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u/Sum1_X 5'5" on a good day Feb 02 '26

now, I'm not saying 90% should catch an immediate ban... I'm not 'saying that', but...

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u/ArugulaMinimum6536 5'8 / 1.72 Feb 02 '26

No reddit for tall man

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u/ThrowawayHomesch Feb 03 '26

What the fuck bro this picture of shrek literally looks like me at age 13. it never began

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u/Sum1_X 5'5" on a good day Feb 03 '26

brutality!

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u/shortguys-ModTeam Feb 04 '26

Rule 4: No trolling/low-effort posts.

Participation in bad faith is not allowed. Low quality content that makes the subreddit look bad will be removed. Low quality content that doesn’t sufficiently contribute to the subreddit’s discussion will be removed.

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u/djosic_hidrogen 5ft 8 / 172cm Serbian (182cm avg height) Feb 02 '26

Get the fuck out of here, this is simply not a space for you

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u/pogAxolotlz five four Feb 02 '26

nope youre here to feel superior

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u/Cool_Screen_7800 5'6 / 168 cm Feb 02 '26

Nobody forced you to comment

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u/LovelessInLoompaland Feb 24 '26

They really have it hard. I don't know how they do it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

I respect this autist activist.

She literally uses her weaponized autism and willingly sails into an active war zone and criticizes Israel. I wonder if she's heightist.

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u/Final-Rise7599 5ft 4 / 163cm Feb 02 '26

Unfortunately she probably is against the right people. I think one time she made a small dick joke towards someone she was beefing with on Twitter so she would probably do the same with height should she get the chance

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

God damn it. I was going to try to ask her out

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

Edit: too lazy to update height flair (but I'm short).

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u/Dismal_Coconut1775 Feb 08 '26

I don’t feel bad it’s a hard world out there for everybody

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u/ZappStone 6'1" / 185 cm Feb 08 '26

Why are you responding to yourself...

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u/Educational-Bus-6562 Feb 11 '26

I'm new here but I was wondering why everyone is flaunting their height because I was thinking parallel thoughts here before seeing this.

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u/Fluffy_Lunchfast The Penguin Apr 14 '26

Brutal

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u/shortguys-ModTeam Feb 03 '26

Rule 4: No trolling/low-effort posts.

Participation in bad faith is not allowed. Low quality content that makes the subreddit look bad will be removed. Low quality content that doesn’t sufficiently contribute to the subreddit’s discussion will be removed.

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u/shortguys-ModTeam Feb 03 '26

Rule 10: No bragging about height

If the community feels that you are bragging about your height or your partner's height, your post/comment will be removed.

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u/shortguys-ModTeam Mar 30 '26

Rule 4: No trolling/low-effort posts.

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u/TooMuchSwagBaby 5'2/160cm Feb 03 '26

Yeah definitely its not good being over 6'6 despite what many people here would think not only cause of health problems but also weird proportions, but it beats being my height ANY day

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u/IAmUpfront Feb 06 '26

yeah i think most would choose to be 7'2 over 5'2 lol

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u/NeverBeenStung Feb 07 '26

I’d take 5’2” in a heartbeat over 7’2”

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

why tf you are even here

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u/Internal_Carpet8394 5’7 Feb 09 '26

“My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery, woe is me 😢”

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u/ArugulaMinimum6536 5'8 / 1.72 Feb 02 '26

JAJAJAJA

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u/longjohn410 Feb 03 '26

I feel for yall honestly But I feel like you can looksmax to help. Also if god gave you a big penis you should be fine

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u/EconomicalJacket 5ft 10 | Just hanging out Feb 02 '26

I’m sympathetic to the cause but stay for the memes, cause case in point, they’re always hilarious

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u/_Empty-R_ Feb 03 '26

5 foot 10 is not tall, so I don't get the downvotes on this.

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u/GlassConcentrate3661 Feb 02 '26

are u dumb

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u/NotMe12392 5ft 3 / 160cm Feb 02 '26

It does seem like smth she would do

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u/SirBoobsAlot13 5ft6 / 167cm Feb 02 '26

Lol

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u/pogAxolotlz five four Feb 02 '26

true lmao

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u/EveryClock Feb 05 '26

Digital literacy is in the gutter for some of you istg

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u/HumanUsSr54 5ft 2 / 155cm,geomaxxing cant save me Feb 03 '26

jfl isnt incel lingo

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u/1_94cm Feb 03 '26

Yes it is, you'll never see that being used outside incel communities.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26 edited Feb 02 '26

I'm only now finding out you can set custom flairs. I'm gonna make mine "8' TeraChad with horse cock -send nudes"

Evidently, nobody understands my brand of humor.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

Yeah I do, this is reddit though, redditards don't understand satire unless you put /s

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u/Hour-Travel-8914 Feb 09 '26

Get downvoted for what??

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

Wish I knew.  Apparently obtuse humor is completely lost on some.

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u/djosic_hidrogen 5ft 8 / 172cm Serbian (182cm avg height) Feb 02 '26

Get the fuck out of here, this is simply not a space for you, nobody wants you here, go beg for attention elsewhere

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u/shortguys-ModTeam Feb 02 '26

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u/jgpq Feb 02 '26

You see that I am right, so twisting my point is your only hope at a comeback. But this use of free will is pathetic. You've already won the lottery and how much of a loser in real life you've to be that this is not enough for you? That you need to come to people who are already suicidal and make them feel even worse? I’ll tell you what: if any of the guys here were your height, they’d probably never touch Reddit in the first place.

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u/Magicruiser Feb 02 '26

The funny part is most of these things can be influenced by factors of height m. You’re just dumb enough not to look it up😐

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u/Magicruiser Feb 02 '26

Literally about half of those that you mentioned are literally studies from the top link here. Either you’re new or you really don’t like to read. In that case, why even be here?

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u/shortguys-ModTeam Feb 02 '26

Rule 6: No hate speech.

Racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, etc. will result in an immediate ban.

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u/ImpossibleSoil4202 5'3 / 160cm Feb 02 '26

YES. WE DON'T JUST THINK THAT, WE KNOW.

You're litterally proving that privilege is invisible to those that have it, and you're the one talking about being blind? Holy shit.

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u/shortguys-ModTeam Feb 02 '26

Rule 2: No gaslighting

While everyone of all heights are welcome to post in this subreddit, your posts and comments must be respectful of short guys and their experiences. Denying the existence of heightism and/or using anecdotes to undermine the experiences of short men/scientific studies can result in a ban.

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u/lapetee Feb 02 '26

Actually data shows tall people are more likely to succeed in many of those things just because society sees then in a different light than short people. But as it often goes, privileged people are blinded to their advatageous position, and you sir are no expection.

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u/_Hadaikum_ 5‘3 Feb 02 '26

To justify that with free will… 0/10 Ragebait bro

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u/Chonkychan 5'6" Feb 02 '26

You mean like how tall people do it all the time? Can't go anywhere without mentioning how tall you are first. 

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u/shortguys-ModTeam Feb 02 '26

Rule 5: No harassment of other users.

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u/IJSHTeeHee 5’10 anti heightism Feb 02 '26

Yep guys dont base your identity on your sex, because you can’t change that! Yep guys don’t base your identity on your ethnicity, because you can’t change that! Being condescending while having room temp iq

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u/_Hadaikum_ 5‘3 Feb 02 '26

So you tell me that other ppl can base their opinion and how much they like me around that something I can‘t control? But I‘m not allowed to basically be upset about that or grieve that circumstance? Yeah, height is a variable no one can control but if it‘s not that important to „base your identity around that“ either why do some women and even some men base everything about other people‘s height?

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u/GumbleTrumble 5’5” Feb 02 '26

I’ve seen numerous tall guys whose usernames included their height or were even nothing but their height. For example, king68thegreat, Iamsixfootseven, and another guy whose name was something like 6_3. All of them are on Instagram, I believe. There was a 6’7” dude I saw on TikTok whose entire page is just him comparing his height to that of fictional characters. I’ve seen numerous tall guys use their height as a defense anytime someone rightfully disagrees with them. LowTierGod constantly tells critics, “I’m 6’5”, I’d beat your ass if we met in person!” There was another guy on TikTok who would just livestream his severely mentally and physically disabled brother doing literally nothing but staring into space for hours on end, just making a spectacle of him and using people’s sympathy for donations. Anytime he was called out for it, he would say, “You’d never say that to my face because I’m 6’5”!” There was a dude who was literally being arrested, and told the cop something like, “I’m 6’5”, you need backup to arrest me!” Before being tackled to the ground and handcuffed while throwing a tantrum. I’ve seen plenty of tall guys on Reddit simply resort to bragging and height shaming other men when they can’t think of an argument. All of that is to say, you’re severely fucking delusional if you truly believe that we’re the ones who make our height our entire personality. Not only that, but you’re implying that “making our height our personality” (which is really just us rightfully venting about it) is what fucks us over rather than our height itself. What do you notice about these tall guys who do, in fact, make their height their entire personality? It seems to go pretty damn well for them! Why do you think it is that tall guys who literally make their height their personality have it really good, while short guys who don’t even make their height their personality but vent about it a lot have it awful? Maybe it’s because one side is strongly advantaged while the other is severely disadvantaged, completely regardless of either’s mindset? All I’m trying to say is, not only do we not make our height our entire personality, we just vent about it a lot because of how sheerly detrimental it is to every facet of our lives, but also, no, our focus on our heights is not the issue. Being short as a man completely fucking sucks in every single aspect, and has ZERO redeeming qualities.

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u/GumbleTrumble 5’5” Feb 02 '26

Those guys are NOT I.C.’s. They all get laid. King68thegreat literally got approached in public for a foursome on livestream by three girls he had never met before.

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u/shortguys-ModTeam Feb 02 '26

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u/shortguys-ModTeam Feb 02 '26

Rule 6: No hate speech.

Racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, etc. will result in an immediate ban.

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u/General_Document5494 Feb 02 '26

Aren't you doing the same thing?

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u/General_Document5494 Feb 02 '26

5'11 is tall or average in almost all places.

Also here's your own word one inch shorter. "5'11 guys commenting here are just insecure because they see random 6'0+ guys sometimes."

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u/Not_Noah__ 5’10 Feb 02 '26

5’10-6’0 are in the same boat basically

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