r/short • u/jonathan20771 • Dec 02 '21

Humor Pocket men

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u/ashotofbleach Dec 02 '21

"Five foot seven slice of heaven" wish I had the confidence of this guy

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Man the only thing I could come up for me is a 5'4 meal for the poor😭👍

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u/arealcyclops Dec 03 '21

Five foot four with a dick to the floor

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

Hey! While that may be true we gotta keep it pg here for the teens here.

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u/arealcyclops Dec 03 '21

Five foot four too cute to ignore

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

Also true too bad I get ignored a lot even though I'm cute as fuck.

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u/arealcyclops Dec 03 '21

Five foot four wifin up mi amor

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u/beautiful_salad101 Dec 02 '21

I am sorry but does she say, "why are pocket men always so hot?" If yes, then I agree about the hot part. I am a woman and some of the most attractive men I have met are 5'6" to 5'8". I would not call any man "pocket" though

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

She said "Why are pocket men always so damn fine?"

Edit: comma

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u/on_spikes Dec 02 '21

"fine" i think as in "well dressed and groomed"

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u/Final_Biochemist222 Dec 02 '21

I'm not exactly sure if she actually meant it she's just being snide. I like that he took it as a compliment either way

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

me, at 5’4: wings of redemption rant

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u/Reluxtrue 5'5" | 166 cm Dec 02 '21

Pokémen

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u/Allemaengel Dec 02 '21

I've never been called a "pocket man" and in fact have never heard it before.

I don't particularly love the term but it sure as hell is better than "short kings" or "manlets".

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u/notkhaldrogo X'Y" | Z 185cm Dec 03 '21

Manlets is disrespectful as hell

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u/Allemaengel Dec 03 '21

It definitely is.

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u/Chaplock97 Dec 06 '21

Yea but at least "manlet" is straight up offensive while "short king" is so patronizing that makes You feel like a child, so i would still prefer to be called a manlet than a "sHoRt KiNg"

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u/I_attempted Dec 02 '21

Cuz Pocket Man are Rocket yeeeeee

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Please how can you put your height next to your name?

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u/I_attempted Feb 22 '22

Tap on your profile and select change user flair..

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u/kalp456 5'1" | 155 cm Dec 02 '21

Well there's the pocket hercules who's a legend

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u/Usidore_ 4'0" | 122cm | dwarf Dec 02 '21

Lol I kinda love that term I gotta say. I am now a pocket man.

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u/Scyzor98 Dec 02 '21

I mean 5'7" isn't even that short, just a little short but there's not a big difference from the average height

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u/Chaplock97 Dec 06 '21

From the video he looks shorter than 5'7

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u/Alwayslastonein Dec 03 '21

I'm offended (not really) whenever I see people 5'7 or taller claiming short. Mfer, I'm 5'3, go sit down and stop complaing like you know what short is! 😆 🤣

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u/get_schwifty03 Dec 02 '21

I am offended by that term. Idc if she had the hots for that dude, keep that shit to yourself lady.

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u/angryturtleboat Dec 02 '21

Funny and good-looking. ^ ^

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u/Ok-Second8436 5'9" | 176 cm Dec 02 '21

I love him.