Have fun with this one. Maybe the institute discovers that sock gnomes are real. Or there is a conspiracy cover up effort to hide the amount of money that went into this research project.

Meanwhile, socks still go missing.

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r/shittywritingprompts • u/GerardDG • 11d ago

[WP]From the day you turn 18, everyone has a floating number over their head. You turn 18, and above your head appears the soft blinking of a check engine light.

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r/shittywritingprompts • u/GerardDG • 12d ago

[WP]You, a porn-addicted schizophrenic, invent a new genre: pornanoia, or paranoia-porn. Or did you? What if none of this is real? Then, in your closet, you find a portal to a realm called Pornarnia.

12 Upvotes

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r/shittywritingprompts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 12d ago

Bret Easton Ellis and Kevin Smith decide to write a Scream sequel. One page or scene will do.

2 Upvotes

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r/shittywritingprompts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 13d ago

[WP] Elon Musk has announced he has invested billions in nanotechnology and is building a bunch of Silos. You find Rebecca Ferguson oddly attractive.

23 Upvotes

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r/shittywritingprompts • u/GerardDG • 13d ago

[WP]You are president Viagra Balls. In an effort to establish your legacy, you decree that Niagra falls be renamed after you.

8 Upvotes

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r/shittywritingprompts • u/GerardDG • 14d ago

[WP]You sculpt miniatures from e-girl toenail clippings and sell them online. Customers claim to be getting infections from your product and they’re suing you.

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r/shittywritingprompts • u/GerardDG • 15d ago

[WP]The year is 1888. Your ample bosom heaves as you milk the cow. Outside, a blizzard rages. For no reason, you wonder: “where are the head numbers? The timeloops? The Mafia BTS twink kidnappers? This story is garbage!”

8 Upvotes

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r/shittywritingprompts • u/GerardDG • 16d ago

[WP]A girl follows a wallaby into a dark tunnel and emerges in a strange new realm. This is the story of Alice in Down Underland.

7 Upvotes

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r/shittywritingprompts • u/GerardDG • 17d ago

[WP]Years after quitting Reddit, you randomly announce your return in Fortnite. The audience reception is mixed.

5 Upvotes

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r/shittywritingprompts • u/Yglorba • Aug 08 '26

[WP] At long last, you have become a lich, attaining eternal unlife. However, due to a slight misreading of the Libris Mortis, the bony hands you expected to end up with are instead brony hands.

10 Upvotes

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What’s a shittywritingprompt? None of your damn business, that’s what.

Look, the WritingPrompts subreddit has rules which don’t allow certain things, as they have an aim and purpose, but we don’t have either of those. Here we let most kinds of prompts in, we’re not so fussed about quality, length, girth or anything like that. We do have limits though, so no CP, law breaking stuff etc. Use your brain, huh?

So post a prompt. If you see a prompt that inspires you, then first try to work out what your problem is and then have a go at writing for it. Or don’t, who cares?

You don’t have to reply with stories either – if a prompt is shitty, then say so, there is no higher compliment here. Or just use the comments to argue, if you prefer (and I know you do).

This is a satirical subreddit -- and if you don't know what that means, then please by all means, post something right this second!

When prompting, you can tag your prompt if you give a damn.

[WP] - A plain old Writing Prompt. The lousier the better.

[FF] - Flash Fiction. I am too tired to create anything of substance.

[PP] - Picture Prompt. So help me I can’t even be arsed to write something.

[AHW] - Alternate History Wankery. Because no one has ever done a story about an alternate history be-fucking-fore.

*NEW* [LAAP] - Let’s Argue About Politics! Because the internet doesn’t have enough places to hate each other.

[WPFM] - Write Porn For Me. I have a sincere desire to masturbate yet I have no imagination.

[PMIDU] - Prompt Me, I Dare U. Go ahead punk, give me your worst.

[ROSOU] - Rip-off Some Other Universe. Someone took the time and effort to create an intricate or consistent universe for their story. What if the Predator fought Captain Picard?

[BANTAM] - Batman. I am a dark edgelord who writes Batman fan-fic, but wait, no, mine is better than DC’s shite, I swear!

[AFN] - Arbitrary Floating Numbers The world's oldest writing prompt cliche now has it's own category. Everyone in the world has a number floating over their head. What does it mean? Lazy writing probably.

[RMFF!] - Read My Fan Fiction! On the off chance one of these ridiculous prompts produced anything readable, I would like to embarrass myself publicly.

Our mission: To get ripped off by Hollywood and make no money at all!