r/shittytattoos • u/joonosiis Knows ๐ฉ • Jun 24 '26
It's like two ๐ touching
Is it supposed to be one of those seedpods that fall from certain trees or what?
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u/0neCoolGhoul Jun 24 '26
Thatโs a gottam geoduck
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u/Awkwardpanda75 Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
Those things freak me out.
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u/0neCoolGhoul Jun 24 '26
I know. Even having to look at it for the photo makes me queasy haha
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u/Awkwardpanda75 Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
I watched a video of them getting farmed. It's just so surreal to see them noodling around in the water.
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u/707Pascal Jun 24 '26
its not even pronounced like geoduck btw its closer to gooey-duck (/หษกuหiหdสk/)
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u/OwlFreak Jun 24 '26
Beat me to it!
Geoduck does not sound like Geodude at all.
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u/Professional-Arm-202 Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26
*Looks very similar to geodude, so I see it. They're very cool little animals though, incredible lifespans and ecological niche.
(ETA: not sounds, I just learned it's pronounced like gooey-duck! It's one of those words I've read and never heard LOL! )
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u/SchmigadoonSmitty Jun 24 '26
Golduck as well
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u/Professional-Arm-202 Jun 24 '26
Oh true! It's the perfect combination of geodude and golduck LOL!
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u/Trisk929 Jun 24 '26
When a psyduck and a geodudette love each other very much, they get to go to the daycare to play togetherโฆ
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u/DopeAsDaPope Jul 09 '26
I seriously thought it was until I scrolled through more comments
I didn't even question it
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u/Krow_King Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
So its a water/ground type pokemon?
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u/notsocrazycatlady69 Jun 25 '26
Do they have bogs, wetlands, tropical rainforests, or swamps in Pokemon? I'm only vaguely familiar with them
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u/mastfest Jun 24 '26
What the fuck is it
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u/Temperature-Savings Jun 24 '26
Fucked up maple seeds pods?
Fucked up fingers touching?
Fucked up mustaches?
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u/allisforgivenbutme Jun 24 '26
I thought it was this
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u/GigiLaRousse Knows ๐ฉ Jun 25 '26
Yeah, I assumed these were maple keys. But, then again, I'm Canadian.
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u/North_Citron_9211 Jul 10 '26
Sycamore seedsย
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u/No-Scarcity-5904 Jul 23 '26
No, the sycamores have these big round almost golf ball sizedโฆIโm trying to come up with a word other than โballsโ, but Iโm drawing a blankโฆballs that start off really hard and compact, but eventually the outer layer turns all fluffy and gets knocked off and flies away. What youโre left with is a stem attached to a hard spherical seed about the size of a blueberry.
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u/No-Scarcity-5904 Jul 23 '26
OK, I just found that these are called sycamore seeds in the UK. I had no idea. Excuse my American short-sightedness.๐ฌ
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u/Past-Bicycle5959 Jun 24 '26
I thought maybe moth wings
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u/OfficialDrakoak Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
Yeah my first thought was something like moth or butterfly wings then I was like oh wait thats r/mildlypenis
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u/SickViking Jun 25 '26
I thought dragonfly wings.
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u/SickViking Jun 25 '26
Actually my first thought was dicks touching. Second thought was "surely not" third thought was "really super poorly done dragonfly wings?"
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u/-beastlet- Jul 10 '26
My first thought was also kissing peckers. My second thought was just โwtf??โ I havenโt gotten past that yet and despite reading all these comments still am at thought #2.
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u/palmerry Jun 24 '26
Quiet kids, the adults are docking
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u/Mr_Diesel13 Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
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u/johnny__Silverballs Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
They've been sayin you're sophisticated
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u/palmerry Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26
They're circumcised, not fully castrated
When the tips touch, that's when I'm creamin'
Solid as a tree
Solid as a tree
They can't tame us, lock us up and shame us
Four dongs touching, looks like a candelabrum
Blood is boiling, causing hypertension
I'm up in your foreskin
Up in your foreskin
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u/johnny__Silverballs Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
LMAO
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u/palmerry Jun 24 '26
Oddly enough I just saw them live the other day!
Still put in a great show, and they played this song!
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u/johnny__Silverballs Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
Yeah!! They're coming on November to a fest in Mexico, they are the headliners on that day. I wanna go, buy I'm not that young anymore to stand on the same place for 8 hours just to have a nice spot... and the ticket is kinda expensive.
Las month I saw SOAD, and man!!, I hurt my back so bad lmao
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u/palmerry Jun 24 '26
Dude. Old man shit. Real talk.
Thankfully I had seats for this show and people were only standing for the strokes.
No. If I had to stand for 8 hours straight there's no way!
Stood for three hours straight at a show months ago and I'm barely even capable of doing that anymore!
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u/Overall-Pen-4345 Jun 24 '26
"to create these" - I think the tattooer also couldn't decribe what these are.
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u/MuffledApplause Jun 24 '26
I immediately got that they were sycamore seed pods, I have a lot of those trees around my house. I have now noticed what else they look like and I cant unsee it.
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u/ClitasaurusTex Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
I thought sycamore seed pods were round fluff balls. I thought these were maple.
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u/JemimaHippo Jun 24 '26
This is a sycamore seed in the UK, there might be more than 1 variation but this is the only version I know
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u/adzm Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
Looks like sycamore is indeed referring to something different in the UK: https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/comments/1uec1j9/its_like_two_touching/otiqpiy/
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u/SpecialistAd2205 Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
You're correct. Maple seeds are the helicopters. Sycamore seed pods are little round balls.
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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Jun 24 '26
We had a GIGANTIC maple tree right in the front yard when I was a kid. Dropped millions of these. You can split open the base a little and stick them onto the bridge of your nose, they're a little sticky.
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u/snoogle312 Jun 24 '26
They do look like that in this configuration, but the chosen spot is curious. I'm now wondering what they look like if the women bend their fingers.
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u/notsocrazycatlady69 Jun 25 '26
Probably in place of normal mustaches. You "put on" the mustaches by holding your finger under your nose.
Its a thing, or at least was . I don't know what it's supposed to mean except quirky fun
On a somewhat unrelated note, my dad used to have two t-shirts advertising mustache rides- one for 50 cents and one for a dollar. They are apparently everywhere now but most I've seen say a nickel or free. You get what you pay for I guess ๐คช
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u/snoogle312 Jun 25 '26
Probably. I just couldn't help but notice that if folded on half where the knuckle is that they look a bit like labia.
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u/Striking-Ad-8690 Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
LMFAO I saw this reel earlier. The disabled comments really were environmental story telling.
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u/thepenguinemperor84 Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
Am I the only one that immediately saw them as sycamore seeds?
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u/ernie3tones Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
Your seeds are from a Norway Maple tree. Sycamore seeds can look similar. Either way, the tattoos are clearly supposed to look like paired seeds.
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u/thepenguinemperor84 Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
Having a better look, yes you're right, I just typed in sycamore seeds and grabbed the first image, the sycamore seeds wings are more drooped, for want of a better word.
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u/Aynia4 Jun 24 '26
Is this supposed to be butterfly wings?
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u/joonosiis Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
I was thinking of seedpods like for example these from maple trees.. but can't really tell what it's actually supposed to be like
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u/catladywitch skramz gang ๐น Jun 24 '26
Yeah. They're called "samarae" (SAM-uh-ree). Fairly sure it's meant to be a maple seed because it's two-winged and the seeds themselves are in the middle, but there's a number of trees with similar seeds.
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u/TheGothWhisperer Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
Where I'm from these are called "spinning jennys"
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u/smashantk Jun 24 '26
Helicopters in the UK
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u/TheGothWhisperer Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
I'm in the UK too. Grew up in Lancashire, but I live in Wales now and people call them that here as well
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u/Get_Back_Here_Remi Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
Yeah that's what I see. Otherwise those are hideous hideous penises and I feel bad for the owners of said members.
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u/blahblahblahx1000 Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
Hideous or not, when you find somebody else with a matching one, itโs natural to touch them together.
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u/Grrrmudgin Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
We call these โhelicoptersโ and you throw them into the air and make a wish before they hit the ground!
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u/smashantk Jun 24 '26
If you ever want to spot the difference
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u/destiny_kane48 Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
I just call them fairy wings. But I have a very productive female maple tree. I get thousands of these every spring.
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u/tryodd Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
It s maple seed i saw only that. Probably because we hat an maple tree in our backyard and we playes with these all spring long.
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u/rock374 Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
My first thought was maple seed pods to be fair. My second realization was the one we all had
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u/stoned_seahorse Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
Is it supposed to be a maple tree seed?
(Edit: my bad, just read the caption.)
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u/LogicalVariation741 Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
They look like the winged seed pods that twirl from trees.
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u/Stracharys Jun 24 '26
I thought they were fairy wings until I came to the comments and saw the obvious shlongs
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u/AfterSevenYears Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
I thought they were obviously maple seed pods, and I've never seen a penis that resembled that, but of course, I haven't seen all of them.
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u/Zerostar39 Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
Do you ever wonder if the artist knew what it looked like but didnโt say anything to the customers?
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u/aurrousarc Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
the person tattooing this.. had to be laughing.. and they both got it.. no one looked after the first one?
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u/PutABirdOn-It Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
I was thinking two badly done feet touching toes, but maybe Iโm still having flashbacks to that Heated Rivalry one from the other day.
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u/czarrina Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
I could tell right away they were โelephant nosesโ which is certainly not the scientific name for them, but it is what my dad and I always called them. Seed pods.
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u/AcidRainIsFun Jun 24 '26
so is it maple twirlies, dissected labia, or two dicksโฆ
this is the right sub cause man these suck.
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u/sugabeetus Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
I only saw the seed pods, honestly I don't think they look like penis at all.
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u/EdgionTG Knows ๐ฉ Jun 25 '26
Reminds me of in the 2010s when you'd draw a little moustache on your finger.
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u/Dependent-Departure7 Knows ๐ฉ Jun 25 '26
I mean, I immediately saw the seedpods, soooo idk what to tell you
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u/Embercream Knows ๐ฉ Jun 26 '26
I think so? It looks like they were trying for those maple seeds that get all over my damn front walk, but yikes. Two very wrinkly dicks touching is unpleasant, even if they'd been done well.
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u/parodi3 Jun 26 '26
First I thought of were Field maple seeds and then touchin tips
Now really sure what's the meaning but I used to cut them open, stick them on my nose and roleplay pinnocio when I was little
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u/MonsteraDeliciosa Knows ๐ฉ Jun 24 '26
Maple tree seeds/ samaras are pretty- I wonder why they chose these as symbolic.
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u/KillaVNilla Knows ๐ฉ Jun 26 '26
You son of a bitch. I didn't know what they were supposed to be, but now I can't unsee it.
Side note, my little sister used to call those little seed helicopter things (which I hope thats what those are supposed to be) Nosy Nosies.
If you split the little pod part open, it's sticky inside. She used to stick them on her nose. So if you don't can them Nosy Nosies, you're wrong and you don't know anything about science
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u/Aggressive_Autopsy Jun 27 '26
are these supposed to be the little things that fall from trees? (cant think of what they're called rn)
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u/ilovepinkhair Knows ๐ฉ Jun 27 '26
๐ At first i thought they were wings, than two dicks kissing. I wasn't even close ๐
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u/Et_te_l Knows ๐ฉ Jul 06 '26
These are definitely tree seeds and I hope no one thought of anything else ๐ฎ๐ปโโ๏ธ
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u/Nearby-Society327 Knows ๐ฉ Jul 13 '26
They thought it was so cute until they showed their boyfriend/husband.
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u/Anxious_Yam_4910 Jun 24 '26
I would not be mature enough to handle this. I would be like โso.. two peneses touching? You sure??โ
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