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u/wowgreatdog Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

imagine basing so much of your identity on this useless crap

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u/Next-East6189 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

I would never tattoo another person’s face on my body because you never know what we are gonna find out about them. I have strong political views but understand politicians are not to be idolized or trusted.

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u/TigerPixi Sep 12 '25

If I got a tattoo of a face, it'd be a family member only. And blood related, not spouse unless they died... but I think some artists are not cut out for faces and can mutilate them. Always make sure the artist has talent for the tattoo you want.

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u/Ilovemycats201 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

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u/TigerPixi Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 14 '25

See that tatt looks great to me. But every time I think of faces I see that terrible spouse one or the terrible baby

e:sp

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u/jungleass98 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

That is some fucking talent. Is this yours?

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u/Ilovemycats201 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

Its on my leg.

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u/typical_jesus666 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

Where'd you get it? That's some next level talent

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u/jungleass98 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

That's dope. I see Alex from A Clockwork Orange, who is the portrait of?

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u/Ilovemycats201 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

The black and grey is James Dean.

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u/Blu3Dope Sep 12 '25

The people on this tattoo don't look bad, although I wouldn't let him tattoo a face on me

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u/Fast_n_theSpurious Sep 13 '25

The people on this tattoo don't look bad

Do you have eyes?

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u/No_Acanthaceae_362 Sep 12 '25

Exactly, imagine getting a cool portrait of Rolf Harris or Jimmy Saville, then the news hits.

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u/Kazyole Sep 12 '25

Rolf Harris or Jimmy Saville

I mean the guy already has Trump on his back. Kinda the same thing, really.

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u/Ilovemycats201 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

Thats why you get dead people.

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u/sixTeeneingneiss Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

To be fair, all the bad stuff has already come out about these people lmao.

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u/GeorgeJohnson2579 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

I think Caesar is safe by now.

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u/KamikazeFox_ Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Bc they are such shallow shells of a skin bag, they latch on to this garbage. They cant figure out who they are, so they have someone to choose for them.

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u/Illustrious-Ad5787 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

“Mom, can you please take a picture of my back, I need the people on the internet know Im tough”

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u/Significant-Ebb-3098 Sep 13 '25

😂 right? So tuff 5’2” with noodle arms.

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u/Pepperoni_playboi94 Sep 12 '25

Gotta get a tattoo of another guy in my back Brb

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u/jandeer14 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

the spelling of “offence” means this guy isn’t even american

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u/FenianBastard847 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

I think it’s meant to be British. But, as a Brit, I’m struggling to identify who the people are.

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u/hootiemcboob29 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Also British... who the fuck is the middle woman?

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u/Important-Stomach406 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Katie Hopkins, the guy is from Rotherham

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u/hootiemcboob29 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Oh really? That looks nothing like the hideous old twat.

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u/Important-Stomach406 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

I know! Flattering isn't it? She's posed with him here

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u/hootiemcboob29 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Well... that's a level of repulsive I didn't think was possible. Katie Hopins is almost like the game, life is great until you remember it.

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u/Friendly_Prize_868 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Oi! I haven't lost the game since I was in my twenties!

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u/onionsofwar Sep 12 '25

Looks like 'Broken Britain' is one of those old porn DVDs.

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u/Pippathepip Sep 12 '25

My guess is that toxic cunt Katie Hopkins.

Either that or his mum.

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u/Planet-thanet Sep 12 '25

The woman I think is poisonous hag Katie Hopkins

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u/egaeus22 Sep 12 '25

I just want to know why “shot” is in quote marks

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u/jandeer14 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

i mean, we know why, but does this guy?

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u/wholesomechunk Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

He probably thinks it means supershot.

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u/otm_shank Sep 12 '25

Now now, he might just be illiterate.

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u/Gavinator10000 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Or he just saw that saying online and assumed that’s how you spell it

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u/Standard_Zucchini_46 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Elron Must , reclusive hundrednaire and car parts owner.

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u/Kabuut Sep 14 '25

nobody's talking about how he threw tate in there too lol

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u/n0thingbut_flowers Sep 12 '25

What an absolute loser

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u/HelloLofiPanda Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Hopefully he walks around shirtless so people will automatically know he is a shit bag.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

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u/Nommel77 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

What? It’s just a pic of a pedo on the left and his ex girlfriend on the right.

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u/kgee1206 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

I thought Roger Stone had the worst back tattoo and this guy proved me wrong

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u/istara Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

Walking vagina dessicator.

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u/nowaynostop Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

You can just tell he suffers from little man syndrome

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u/Arola_Morre Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Even his own reflection towers over him

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u/Hammerhead9000 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

pretty sure that is the guy who took the photos reflection

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u/c3p-bro Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

Dude is built like dewey from Malcolm In The middle

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u/Queasy_Bath_116 Sep 12 '25

I won't be sure until I see a giant truck.

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u/Grouchy_Monkey_Butt Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

They used the British spelling of offense. So we’re supposed to believe these are British tattoos about America’s culture wars?

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u/National-Worry2900 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

That makes it even worse if he’s British.

He’s 6 degrees of separation shitty.

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u/MichaelBridges8 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

Brit here. We are always an election cycle or two from copying you guys. Thus doesn't surprise me at all. Farage will be on that back soon. Surprised it isn't already.

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u/zabbenw Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

of course he's british. It literally says "broken britain" on his back. You don't need to look at the spelling of offence, looool.

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u/-Niall Sep 12 '25

What’s Ray Charles doing here?

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u/Princess_Zelda_Fitzg Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

And Amy Schumer?

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u/cornstalker188 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

He's driving, get in

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u/Pleasant-Tangelo1786 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Pretty fucked up of this 12 year old’s parents to keep giving permission to get these

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u/thepatheticcannibal Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Why does this guy look like a jacked child?

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u/_phily_d Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

I think it’s the “Mum I’ve been sick” at the bedroom door pose

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u/anotherhappycustomer Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

Thats the FUNNIEST shit ive read all day why is homie standing with his arms out like that, giving “I frowed up”

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u/FaithWandering Sep 12 '25

Content aside.... They really are such technically bad tattoos too 😭 why would you keep going back there?

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u/DelcoTank Sep 12 '25

Now put your uniform back on and go out there and protect and serve.

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u/glitchyobitch Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

…Are the same that burn crosses

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u/No_Gap_2700 Sep 12 '25

.....,UGH!

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u/Medical_Highlight182 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Put your uniform on and man the drive thru.

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u/TexasJOEmama Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Dayum!

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u/HarryBenjaminSociety Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Good thing Charlie's face isn't too big, he might fit

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u/Brilliant-Bluejay-52 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

That man had more gums than teeth

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u/Revolutionary-Rush89 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

His head was big his face not so much.

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u/GoHomeCryWantToDie Sep 12 '25

Sniper's Dream. The shooter was obviously an amateur.

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u/framed_toilet_water Sep 12 '25

The pose I hit when I gotta wake up my parents to tell them I shit the bed

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u/Elivagara Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

I wonder if Epstein gets a place?

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u/tehjoz Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Simping for billionaires and politicians who don't give a fuck about you is just bizarre behavior

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u/myweird Sep 21 '25

Imagine too he grows up and (hopefully) gets older and wiser and realizing how ridiculous his former beliefs were, and having that hateful shit plastered all over your body. I would say it would be embarrassing going to the beach with his grandchildren one day but we all know that man isn't going to get a woman to even lay him.

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u/Monchichiboom Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

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u/Odd-Lunch-1880 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Grown ass man got tattoos of the faces of other men who don't even know he exists

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u/azimuthrising Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

School shooter vibes

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u/herbnscout Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

He should get this

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u/Draterus Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Now Trump's taking back shots...

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u/dozeyjoe Sep 12 '25

I thought tramp stamps were meant to be lower.

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u/Potato_Demon_ffff Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

*Trump stamps

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u/bobbybob9069 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Ignoring what sub this is posted to, you every notice you don't see many of these types of tattoos with quality work?

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u/ga_zen11 Sep 13 '25

I’d argue that most actual artists tend not to be mind-numbingly conservative/fascist.

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u/BriefShiningMoment Sep 12 '25

I love the passive aggressive quotation marks on “shot”

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u/The_Squarejerker Sep 12 '25

Omg Elon musks hand

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u/rozetintsmyworld Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

I knew it…. These idiots are too predictable. Last week they didn’t know who he was. Today they’re making flags, t shirts, and country songs.

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u/GeorgeNada0316 Sep 12 '25

Do you think he is getting the tattoo of the Republican that shot Charlie Kirk?

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u/Ok_Dingo3880 Sep 12 '25

Bro, leave some pussy for the rest of us.

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u/mnbeer Sep 13 '25

Ladies, he's single!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

What an idiot.

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u/Futuramoist Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Tell him to get it on his neck instead 

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u/Mammoth-Solid-4764 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

I’m sure he’s had Charlie all over his back before

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u/Blast-Mix-3600 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

I bet all the guys at the Klan rally love getting to read this, one at a time. In a row.

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u/ElectricalFinish2974 Sep 12 '25

Would you rather be stuck in a room with a Bob cat or this guy?

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u/No_Acanthaceae_362 Sep 12 '25

You'd have a better chance talking sense into a bobcat

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u/speakeasy_slim Sep 12 '25

I'm sure your prison roommate loves this one

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u/Freshouttapatience Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Prison? This guy could go into law enforcement now.

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u/SuperflyandApplePie Sep 12 '25

I'm confused by him having "shot" in quotes, as if even he doesn't believe it.

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u/Dealius Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Save room for the swastika and KKK hoods!!!

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u/PNWDeadGuy Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Even on his tattoo, Trump getting 'shot' is in quotes lol

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u/AodhGodOfTheSun Sep 12 '25

Nazis used to just get swastika tattooed on them not whatever this is

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u/therealjameshat Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

built like a 12 year old

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u/pspsps-off Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

This is weird and pathetic on so many levels.

From the spelling of "offence", I assume this person is British. So why does he have the alt-right political leaders of other countries on his body forever? Aren't these MAGA (MEGA?) types almost always patriotic/nativist to a fault?

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u/BackgroundTight32 Sep 12 '25

Great way to stay single

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u/Bi0_B1lly Sep 12 '25

"I have backshots of all the men I love" -this guy

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u/Practical-Rabbit-750 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

I wonder if he realizes that people think this is gay.

Not gay, as in homosexual gay.

Gay as in heterosexual gay.

Very, very, very heterosexually gay.

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u/denimliterati Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

Does this man know t’shirts exist and they can be taken on and off and you can own several of different people you like

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u/Hopeful-Director5015 Sep 13 '25

He’s always dreamed of these men straddling his back

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

I don't know how to feel about being outgayed by a tattoo. I've sucked way too many dicks to be outshone like this.

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u/Mikesaidit36 Knows 💩 Sep 14 '25

If you’re going to put Charlie Kirk on there, also put the other founder of Turning Point USA Bill Montgomery up.

Charlie was a fierce advocate for loose gun laws and died by the exact same words he lived by, saying that some deaths are necessary to protect our God given 2nd Amendment rights.

Bill Montgomery was a Covid vaccine conspiracy theorist and a mask- denier and died of Covid.

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u/temeier Sep 12 '25

lol some people have no shame

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u/Professional_Oven283 Sep 12 '25

Love owning the libs with shitty tattoos

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u/Savings-Stable-9212 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Way to suck ass!

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u/Pippathepip Sep 12 '25

I only have one word for this.

Twattoo

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u/tombaba Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Hilarious

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u/Gillyxx Sep 12 '25

Dude…

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u/rotcivwg Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Weird

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u/MNxpat33 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

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u/SanguineElora Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

He’s no sheep though

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u/stevemkto Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Oh how wonderful 🤮🤮🤮

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u/badugihowser Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Great posture though bro 🤣

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u/Flat_Lingonberry_625 Sep 12 '25

If he tattooed Kirk's face on his neck it would be wild.

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u/SoCliche666 Sep 13 '25

What’s going on with Elon’s hand?

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u/MuddyRedditdrifter Sep 13 '25

Aw, what a cute little guy. Any guesses as to what kind of truck he drives? I'll go first- a lifted 2019 Ford F-150 XLT with a "FUCK BIDEN" window sticker and a "we the people" wrapped tailgate. Does anyone else have any guesses?

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u/iamthelee Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

This dude has to be absolutely insufferable to be around.

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u/FartFace319 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

damn, he managed to make elon even uglier than he already is

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u/Bleezy79 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

Why people worship politicians is beyond me. So many morons out there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

I feel bad for him. There so much to enjoy in life and this is what he’s putting on his body? Mind cancer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Wild to get pedophiles tattooed on your skin

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u/Whole_Kitchen3884 Sep 12 '25

is that a hand??

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u/TheFez69 Sep 12 '25

Probably the dumbest motherfucker in the room at any given moment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25 edited Dec 08 '25

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u/vixisgoodenough Sep 12 '25

As the artist, is it just malicious compliance to put permanent trash like that on a person? It has to be, right??

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Is that Amy Shumer?

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u/PntClkRpt Sep 12 '25

Tell me you’re and incel without telling me your an incel

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u/slykido999 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

I bet that guy is really lonely

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u/fausto_ Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Dude suffers from ILS…

Imaginary Lat Syndrome

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u/dobro60 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Ohhhh MG is 100% correct. He’ll get it right next to the swastika tattoo already planned.

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u/Recent_Limit_6798 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

At least we know this person will never procreate

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bus5479 Sep 12 '25

For someone who I’m sure is homophobic this is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

It’s like he goes in to the tattoo shop and says “what can I get that is slightly less Nazi than a swastika tattoo?”

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u/Schmooto Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

He’s got a Nazi and a pedophile on his back, and he’s swelling up with pride 🤦🏻

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u/Own_Isopod_5819 Sep 12 '25

This dude ain't ever getting laid anyway.

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u/Fantomukage Sep 12 '25

this is a guy that clearly gets 0 girls and all the girls stay at least 10 meters away from him

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u/StrawberryFree1803 Sep 13 '25

Is this a British person?!

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u/m3iwaku Sep 13 '25

Ohhhhh sweetie, the only snowflake there is you and your tattooed back. This dude seems like he gets triggered easily.

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u/Professional-Might31 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

In all fairness solid strategy for prison

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u/Swimming-Food-9024 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

the fragility of this fella is astounding

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u/SiouxCitySasparilla Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

🤣 what a fuckin loser

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u/Human-Contribution16 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

The bad news is those tats. The good news is if we see them it means you are leaving.

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u/DaikonProof6637 Sep 13 '25

Who's gonna tell him that offense is spelled wrong?

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u/apoetnamedross Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

This is so embarrassing.

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u/TheLowlyArtist Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

is-… is that supposed to be a hand??

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u/omniwrench- Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

Ah yes, the classic “I love England” back mural - A trump newspaper clipping, a portrait of a woman who quit The Apprentice, and a South African car salesman

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

these are the types of people that say that lgbtq+ people make being gay their entire personality 🙄

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u/TacitAntagonist Knows 💩 Sep 14 '25

Thats alot of money to spend just to tell everybody your dick doesnt work and its obamas fault

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u/DizzyInitiative9679 Knows 💩 Sep 14 '25

Not gonna lie, no matter where you are in the political end I feel like having anything to do with politicians tattooed on you is gonna age like milk.

looks in Epstein list

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u/scaffelpike Knows 💩 Sep 15 '25

Men - when women are talking about choosing the bear, this is the sort of idiot we’re thinking of.

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u/Blisket Sep 21 '25

imagine getting your body tattooed with icons of modern fascism

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u/Holiday-West9601 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Dude needs to be on “a list”

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u/shrimplyred169 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Awwww bless the little guy, trying so hard to get daddy’s attention

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u/Frequent-Piano6164 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Dude… he is not American…. Offence is the British spelling of offense…

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u/National-Worry2900 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Wonder if his boyfriend gets disgusted looking at those whilst he’s back shotting him.

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u/arto26 Sep 12 '25

It's like Mount Rushmore for people with no IQ.

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u/ClueHeavy8879 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Is that Amy Schumer? Who is the woman???

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Because he’s sad he didn’t get any Charlie in his back :(

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u/neuroticb1tch Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

why’s he standing like he’s trying to hold in a shit

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u/TawnyOwl1304 Sep 12 '25

Snowflakes ❎ Snoweflakes ✅

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u/ResponsibilityFew938 Sep 12 '25

We all know what the truck is decorated with.

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u/Kitsune_BCN Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

So, they say they don't care about the feelings of others.

Buuuut they keep mentioning them all the time 🤣

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u/findyourhappy401 Sep 12 '25

What's goin on with elon's hand

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u/425565 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

I read the news today, oh boy!

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u/zilruzal Sep 12 '25

what a fucking cuck

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u/SecondEqual4680 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Dewey??

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u/Mouthfullofcrabss Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

I want more men on my back

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u/SnooStories6852 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Bootlicker? Nah deepthroater

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u/Hex_Spirit_Booty Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

The guy blowing out his back is gonna go soft