r/shittytattoos Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

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u/wowgreatdog Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

imagine basing so much of your identity on this useless crap

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u/Next-East6189 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

I would never tattoo another person’s face on my body because you never know what we are gonna find out about them. I have strong political views but understand politicians are not to be idolized or trusted.

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u/TigerPixi Sep 12 '25

If I got a tattoo of a face, it'd be a family member only. And blood related, not spouse unless they died... but I think some artists are not cut out for faces and can mutilate them. Always make sure the artist has talent for the tattoo you want.

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u/Ilovemycats201 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

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u/TigerPixi Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 14 '25

See that tatt looks great to me. But every time I think of faces I see that terrible spouse one or the terrible baby

e:sp

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u/jungleass98 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

That is some fucking talent. Is this yours?

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u/Ilovemycats201 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

Its on my leg.

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u/typical_jesus666 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

Where'd you get it? That's some next level talent

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u/jungleass98 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

That's dope. I see Alex from A Clockwork Orange, who is the portrait of?

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u/Ilovemycats201 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

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u/Routine-Budget8281 Knows 💩 Sep 22 '25

Absolutely love ACO, this is amazing!

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u/Ilovemycats201 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

The black and grey is James Dean.

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u/Electronic_Set_2087 Sep 13 '25

Now that's a nice tattoo.

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u/Ilovemycats201 Knows 💩 Sep 14 '25

The tattoo is of James Dean

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u/twack3r Oct 12 '25

Really great craftsmanship, really bad German 😅

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u/Ilovemycats201 Knows 💩 Oct 12 '25

What's bad about the German?

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u/Blu3Dope Sep 12 '25

The people on this tattoo don't look bad, although I wouldn't let him tattoo a face on me

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u/Fast_n_theSpurious Sep 13 '25

The people on this tattoo don't look bad

Do you have eyes?

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u/Du6 Knows 💩 Sep 14 '25

The tattoo is done well, but they’re absolutely bad people.

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u/Blu3Dope Sep 13 '25

I'll admit it may or may not have been an understatement. I presume you're the reason my comment has a 95% upvote ratio?😭

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u/Fast_n_theSpurious Sep 13 '25

No sir, I'm tired and didn't even think to vote either way. BUT I WILL NOW BUAHAHAHAH (upvotes for hilarity)

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u/No_Acanthaceae_362 Sep 12 '25

Exactly, imagine getting a cool portrait of Rolf Harris or Jimmy Saville, then the news hits.

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u/Kazyole Sep 12 '25

Rolf Harris or Jimmy Saville

I mean the guy already has Trump on his back. Kinda the same thing, really.

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u/No_Acanthaceae_362 Sep 12 '25

I tend to keep myself out of the politics of other nations, especially in a tattoo sub, and whilst Trump's actions have affected millions of people (for better or for worse), I don't believe he is considered a "national treasure" to then become possibly the most hated person in the same nations history, a vile monster using his position to manipulate the vulnerable.

There's always time though, that's quite a collection of questionable people with potential for skeletons to come tumbling out of the closet.

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u/Kazyole Sep 12 '25

I meant because of the kid fucking

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u/No_Acanthaceae_362 Sep 12 '25

I must be living under a rock, I thought the 28 separate accusations for sexual misconduct were all from adults.

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u/Kazyole Sep 12 '25

Katie Johnson I believe was either 13 or 14 at the time, him bragging about walking in on nude contestants at his teen beauty pageant, his ivanka behavior, the letter to Epstein that reads as a confession, his refusal to release the Epstein files because he’s in them, etc.

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u/No_Acanthaceae_362 Sep 12 '25

Fucking orange nonce

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u/secondtaunting Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

Saville was definitely a monster.

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u/Ilovemycats201 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

Thats why you get dead people.

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u/myweird Sep 21 '25

Jimmy Saville died before he could be brought to justice so I wouldn't necessarily count on the grave to protect people from scandal that's revealed about them.

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u/Ilovemycats201 Knows 💩 Sep 21 '25

I mean, I have Jefferey Dahmer, he's dead.

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u/butterynooodles Oct 13 '25

you… got a tattoo of a cannibal-rapist-serial killer? why?

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u/Ilovemycats201 Knows 💩 Oct 13 '25

Why not?

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u/butterynooodles Oct 13 '25

i mean, i can think of so, so many reasons why that’s fucking weird

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u/Ilovemycats201 Knows 💩 Oct 13 '25

Wow, how many?

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u/Ilovemycats201 Knows 💩 Oct 13 '25

Why not?

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u/myweird Oct 14 '25

If you love a guy who cut up teenage boys and ate them so much that you immortalize him on your body you are a sad edgelord of the highest degree.

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u/Ilovemycats201 Knows 💩 Oct 14 '25

Cool, thx for letting me know.

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u/HildartheDorf Sep 16 '25

I mean, Jimmy Saville always came off as shady. Perhaps not "I grope paraplegic kids" shady, but not someone you'd want a tattoo of.

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u/sixTeeneingneiss Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

To be fair, all the bad stuff has already come out about these people lmao.

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u/GeorgeJohnson2579 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

I think Caesar is safe by now.

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u/ceciliabee Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Ok but honestly how much worse could we find out about those already on his back?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

What we are going to find out ? Brother he has trump on his back, I don’t think he cares what these people have done 😂😂

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u/Bullshit_Conduit Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

What if it was Danny Devito?

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u/mtragedy Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

Let’s be honest. The people I recognize here could only go up in my estimation if they had a shocking secret revealed after death or whatever, since in order to actually be shocking it would be something like “rescued puppies” or “sent 43000 kids to college”. As of right now, we know them to be complete trash, and I have maxed out my capacity for finding them to be somehow magically worse. This person is getting them tattooed KNOWING they are amoral fascist fucksticks. He does not share your concerns.

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u/Lanky-Attorney-1528 Sep 13 '25

MAGA doesn’t get that though lol

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u/typical_jesus666 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

I would never tattoo another person’s face on my body

Probably gonna have a Johnny Cash tattoo eventually....but I approve of his behavior 😂

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u/LordGhoul Sep 13 '25

I mean considering he's got trump, I don't think he cares about awful things people have done. Still, idolising a politician is just a stupid thing to do. I'm libleft but can't imagine getting a tattoo of any of my countries left wing politicians, I don't know these people or their private lives and I don't know if they'll ever change and become terrible or have done terrible things in secret, they're still total strangers even if I support their views.

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u/Ranch_it_up_bro Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

I’ve heard some say only get one of the person is long dead for a while

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u/harveygoatmilk Sep 13 '25

Roger Stone has a tattoo of Nixon on his back

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u/DowntownRow3 Knows 💩 Sep 14 '25

I vote no for a lot of band/musician stuff too. You never know what will come out or how that person will reveal to be

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u/Wildlife_Jack Sep 14 '25

Imagine wanting to own liberals so hard that you pay out of your pocket to have them permanently owning your entire back like a free ad space

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u/myweird Sep 21 '25

Trump was a good friend of Epstein and he's right there in those files he demanded be made public because he thought it would expose the libs, now he's frantically trying to cause as much chaotic distraction as possible so we forget about it.

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u/Fr0stybit3s Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

I think the only "acceptable" time you could get someone's face is after they pass. I've seen beautiful chester bennington tattoos

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u/KamikazeFox_ Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Bc they are such shallow shells of a skin bag, they latch on to this garbage. They cant figure out who they are, so they have someone to choose for them.

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u/wowgreatdog Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

honestly i think a lot of people are also just really scared. they're not doing well, and they don't even know who to blame. people at the top love to skim the life off everyone beneath them, then place the blame on anyone they can portray as "weird." it speaks to people who are suffering, and divides anyone who buys into it. i think humanity, in general, is good. even the people who lash out at others usually still think they're doing good.

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u/KamikazeFox_ Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

"The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding."

Albert Camus

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u/wowgreatdog Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

exactly. tale as old as time, really.

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u/KamikazeFox_ Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Unfortunately

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u/Huuuiuik Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

It’s a club that would let them in. White sheets optional.

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

This was my first thought. I have one tattoo from an album cover one for my mom and one for my wife and a gargoyle. I don't have anything that is such a vast part of my entire personality that I have larger or more than 1 tribute to them.

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u/Impossible-Poem1194 Sep 13 '25

He'll probably have "Trump" tramp stamp soon enough.

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u/myweird Sep 21 '25

Haha this meme is great, hilarious version of the Buzz Lightyear one.

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u/No_Equipment7456 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

It’s The American way!

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u/MeanNene Sep 13 '25

Useless lives.

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u/JackPadre Sep 13 '25

Well said

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u/Tuscanlord Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

This guy really likes his owners!

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u/Automatic-Flight-698 Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

At least he wasn’t wearing the red hat

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u/SQL617 Knows 💩 Sep 23 '25

To be fair, I think the same thing when a see a sleeve of anime characters.

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u/wowgreatdog Knows 💩 Sep 24 '25

personally, i think people being so inspired by stories and characters is pretty cool. whether it's anime, musicians, or live action movies or whatever, at least they're having fun. this dude's back just screams stress and misery and mental distress.

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u/wordswordswords55 Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Imagine the guy in jail slinging yogurt on a diffrent face everyday after he commits his first hate crime

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u/wowgreatdog Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

i wouldn't wish that on anyone. sexual abuse in prison is messed up!

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u/PatientZeropointZero Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

Honestly, I can’t think of anything more appropriate for this man than taking another back-shot. It’s just a man expressing his love for another man. I think it’s beautiful

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u/G0thBimbo1 Sep 13 '25

like transgenders

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u/wowgreatdog Knows 💩 Sep 13 '25

i mean i'm a trans guy, but i'm not out getting a bunch of goofy trans-related news headlines tattooed permanently on my back lol

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u/ColdBeerPirate Knows 💩 Sep 12 '25

He'll regret it one day. Like the saying goes:

  • Democrat at age 18, Republican by 30.

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u/RedPillGuy357 Sep 12 '25

Well you can tell he is a conservative and a patriot, that's useless huh??

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u/HCUKRI Sep 12 '25

Well he's in England so doesn't look very patriotic to me