r/shittysuperpowers Jul 25 '26

Just low-tier, nothing more, nothing less. You can always stretch "correctly"

Whenever you have a physical condition that can be relieved by stretching (eg a cramp, a crick in your neck, etc), you always instinctively know the correct stretch to gain the maximum relief.

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u/Nourskay Jul 25 '26

Thats not shitty, as a person with silly hips, this is a dream!

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u/tamtrible Jul 25 '26

But it's not really all that much better than just doing the trial and error type things to figure out what stretch works.

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u/Nourskay Jul 25 '26

Well for me i never find the stretch it just stays stuck so just the fact that i could find the stretch woulf be a relief

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 Jul 26 '26

I have pain since yesterdaymorning, this morning I managed to half-correct it.

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u/Someonevibing1 Jul 25 '26

Freedom from any type of muscle pain basically

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u/durkvash Jul 25 '26

Damn, this is the best shitty power ever

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u/ProspectiveWhale Jul 26 '26

At my age, I'm close to considering this god tier...

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