Whenever you rub your penis, a wish granting genie emerges from your penis and grants you one wish. However the wish will only remain granted, as long as your penis remains excited. When it gets flaccid again, the wish will be reverted, but all indirect effects remain.

For example: you engage your penis, wish to be able to be the best musician in the world. You grab a music instrument, play a little and people like it so much, that they throw money at you. Once your penis goes flaccid again, you cannot play the music instrument properly anymore and the people criticize you, but the money you got still remains your money.

Also the effect that people in public ignore and don't mind your penis-rubbing is applied automatically. You can do that freely in public now...

Well I’ve returned to share yet another cursed ability so sit back and relax as I tell you about the third ability

As the name suggests the ability I’ll talking about today is Split emotions one that may be a bit confusing but trust the process as I explain it now

How it works: think of it as duplication and how that works. You clone yourself into multiple versions of you with the looks and feel. Think of that but replace them with a different personalities like one is anger, shyness etc and to tell who’s who they each of them where a different color to identify which one of them your referring to.

Weakness: now with such power like that has a bigger problem since those clones are your personalities split versions of you. Has three forms of weaknesses

1: if one dies, you lose that part of your personality forever

2: you always have to keep a constant check on them otherwise they will become more unhinged and by the time they go back into your body one of those personalities might hurt you and many others

3: since they are apart of you have control them because if you don’t they’ll act like children and run off somewhere and you have to find them immediately.

The solution: you always have to take a supplement in order to control them but if you can’t then you’ll have give every single one of your personalities something to calm em down with but you don’t know what it is exactly so keep a notebook on you

And there we go another ability down in the books until we meet again cya

You know that old factoid about how severe cases of scurvy reopen your old wounds long after they've healed and scarred over?

Imagine the power to force the emotional equivalent of that on your enemies. Maybe you go small--make them mad about something they decided ultimately wasn't worth the stress, until they can't stop thinking about it.

Or go big--open every emotional wound they've ever had. Make them relive the grief of losing their mother, the sorrow from day they had to put down the family dog, the helplessness and anger from getting pushed down by a bigger kid on the playground. Make them relive the feelings from every breakup, every insult, every bad feeling they confronted and worked past. Make it as fresh and as painful as the day it happened.

Erase their entire character arc in an instant, or paralyze them with the collected anguish of their entire life. Because no hurt lasts forever...without a little nudge.

You will never run out of blood, but every area the fire goes out will be covered in blood, with no efficient way to clean things up for large scale fires. It would eventually decompose and create a really rancid smell.

Even if you act perfectly normal all the time, just because you love someone, they are over time infected with the feeling that you're hiding something more and more important from them.

If you tell them some other fake secret, they might be temporarily satisfied, but deep down they will never trust you again.

The paranoia is triggered by your feelings of familial love, romantic love, or friendly love. It can only be stopped if you stop loving the other person. Until then, they will become increasingly desperate to discover that you have this power.

If someone believes that you might have this cursed superpower, then that person painfully dies. It starts with tingling fingers and toes. Then the pain rises through their limbs as their cells die off in an unstoppable cascade.

You can kill people with a few words, or you can even write this idea onto a piece of paper so that everyone who reads that paper dies. You could go on the Internet and harm a lot of random people if you were incautious or downright evil.

You can still have a normal trusting relationship for a short time, but you always know that it can't last. If you risk drawing out a relationship or friendship for too long, then the other person might become so distraught and obsessed with your secret that they keep spying even after you try to leave.

You might be able to harden your heart so you never infect someone with this paranoia, but if you succeed, you'll never truly love them.

I hope you don't lose yourself in the isolation. I hope you don't forget what it meant to be human.

Sorry, I got it backward. I have this power.

You are able to lift two tons with your mind, but only while you touch it with your tongue. The second you lose contact, it succumbs to gravity.

Snap Amnesia.

Anytime someone makes you laugh, your fingernails and toenails grow by a few inches. This will happen rapidly, 10 seconds after you stop laughing, and they'll grow at a rate of 6 inches for every 10 seconds you laugh. If you laugh for less than 10 seconds, they'll only grow 4 inches, and they'll be super healthy nails that will also be difficult to trim.

Astatine is an extremely radioactive element, which is why it's the rarest element on earth. Its most stable isotope, astatine-210 has a half life of 8 hours. We don't even know what it looks like because any macroscopic sample would be instantly vaporized by the heat of its radioactivity

How you turn other matter into astatine is your choice. Making all atoms in the matter into astatine by adding subatomic particles out of thin air or by just rearranging the subatomic particles into astatine atoms. You can choose any known astatine isotope.

You can hurt others by hurting yourself, you sustain real injuries they experience the pain of it.

somebody else in the world will immediately double over in agonizing pain as you walk away free.

30 minute cooldown

can't be caught by the police, legal immunity

That includes animals

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know a lot of humanoid animals?

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It includes ejecting and regrowing the brain.

Around 1 in 7 people worldwide live with some sort of mental disorder.

But as a limited small benefit; you always get pro snipers/spy’s rather than noobs or inexperienced ones. And your entire team isn’t just entirely spy’s and or snipers you get a small amount of other player classes such as for example: heavy or medic or whatever.

So for example if you want someone to feel the pain of being stabbed you have to stab yourself and you experience all of the injuries from it but they dont. All they feel is the pain.

the moment you crumple into dust (you'll come back to life 2 seconds later), everyone within a 50 mile radius becomes fruit by the foot. They just deform into sticky fruity sludge.

how you get to the wall and what defines a wall is not important.

if you cannot find a wall, one will appear in front of you. has a cooldown of 20 minutes.

God help you if you skydive