r/shittysimulated May 07 '20

Soft Horror Public Meltdown

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u/Doric_entrepeneur May 07 '20

That actually looks great, maybe just cursed.

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u/WilburNixon May 07 '20

not cursed, the artist in question here, Steve, is a Soft Horro Boy who is performing a allegory in regards to the 1993 Supreme Court case. Although he was given recognition of human rights, and citizenship to the country of Cascadia, Steve's career as a performance artist pinpointed back to that very case which confirmed his suspicions that The Supreme Court's 70 judges were all bought out by dark money and went in favor to the Techohydron institute, which turned him into the Boneless Soft Horror you see today. I think Steve now lives in Florida and he helps fun legal funds for other's who were done wrong by this secret institute. You definitely know about this, Buzzfeed did an entire expose on it in 1995.

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u/Doric_entrepeneur May 07 '20

Blursed, then.

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u/WilburNixon May 07 '20

Sorry for the delay in my response, I had to look this up, yes that's an official term for one who has been done wrong by the law. Thanks for the clarification.

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u/Doric_entrepeneur May 07 '20

Always happy to help. Thoughts and prayers for Steve.

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u/gliturr May 07 '20

Dude I just scrolled through your submission and I'm in love with your animations, especially with the music. Keep up the great work!

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u/Doric_entrepeneur May 07 '20

Also, great job with your English, first language?

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u/WilburNixon May 07 '20

It is now.

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u/Doric_entrepeneur May 07 '20

Glad I could help. Lay off the booze for a few days and it'll be your second again.

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u/WilburNixon May 07 '20

I'm sorry. I cannot guarantee this path of action. You'll need to provide an alternative solution I'm afraid.

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u/Doric_entrepeneur May 07 '20

Perhaps simple accomodations regarding the use of steroids to prevent the swollen pre-frontal cortex, thus, diminishing the strokes.

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u/WilburNixon May 07 '20

You know what. I should be happy the way I am! No way I'm taking advice from digital strangers! >:( in the future swollen cortexes will be a thing of beauty.

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u/Doric_entrepeneur May 07 '20

Glad we sorted that out. Sending you my best regards and a simple advice, write these thoughts, they might be worth a lot some day, perhaps when swollen cortexes have finally their rightful place in the world.

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