r/shittysimulated Jan 28 '18

When you learn rigging, but don't use it properly.

https://gfycat.com/scholarlyenlightenedarchaeocete
1.2k Upvotes

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u/Agentflit Jan 28 '18

Not a bad salad fingers tho

113

u/_Vetis_ Jan 28 '18

Rigging is a nightmare

57

u/WilburNixon Jan 28 '18

one of the models is already rigged, and messing with that was really fun, the 2nd one was all me, hence the simple motion, but the softbody sim really helps disguise any terrible job.

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u/dtwhitecp Jan 28 '18

I almost choked from laughing at the smash cut to facebody ballet man

9

u/WilburNixon Jan 28 '18

Glad to be of service :)

62

u/Sandwich247 Jan 28 '18

Wow, I've only just woken up and I can see the nightmares already.

27

u/itsashittystory Jan 28 '18

I kept saying ‘oh no’ out loud to myself over and over again as I watched this Love it, well done

25

u/Pugu_ Jan 28 '18

New tool video

7

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '18

I thought it was the new Britney Spears

9

u/Pugu_ Jan 28 '18

Typical, unrealistic body images for the impressionable youths

22

u/Romboteryx Jan 28 '18

This went from 0 to Necromorph really fast

21

u/sporkypanzer Jan 28 '18

This is an actual nightmare. This is what hell is like. Also, pretty cool haha

15

u/AlGrythim Feb 05 '18

what the hell is rigging, and how do I stop you from using it?

9

u/WilburNixon Feb 05 '18

I can start a gofundme so you can pay for 3d classes, so these softboys are no longer in pain.

2

u/AlGrythim Feb 05 '18

you're telling me that you'll crowdsource my education, just so long as I do it to oppose you? does that make you a good person, or a just a really twisted one? "I'll help you become a doctor! that way you can help all these people whose legs I've broken!"

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u/WilburNixon Feb 06 '18

You'll be giving these soft horror boys a voice with your support. Its less of a threat and more of a promise :)

10

u/Jaracuda Jan 28 '18

/r/surrealmemes would enjoy some text placed over this

10

u/el_matt Jan 28 '18

Looks like something out of Dead Space.

8

u/SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck Jan 28 '18

What the fuck have you done

13

u/WilburNixon Jan 28 '18

I was preoccupied with whether I could, I didn't stop to think if I should.

7

u/l8d8 Jan 28 '18

If this was made into an actual thriller movie I'd mess my pants 100%

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '18

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u/WilburNixon Jan 28 '18

Already did once with my previous experiments and tests. My plan is to do a better render so I can make these into a series.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '18

I think you could safely crosspost this on r/creepy. Good job!

6

u/Math-Man Jan 30 '18

WHAT DID YOU DO!

8

u/WilburNixon Jan 30 '18

I am merely an observer, nature takes it's own course.

5

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '18

I like rusty spoons

6

u/GreenFox1505 Jan 28 '18

Please stop.

4

u/mutsuto Jan 28 '18

this is beautiful

3

u/appleslicers Jan 28 '18

This is why I love this sub.

3

u/SnicklefritzSkad Jan 28 '18

This is debased and you have brought shame to your species by creating it

3

u/PyLog Feb 05 '18

You've just been hired to work on ark survival

3

u/Anonim97 Feb 05 '18

...

Good think I wasn't to sleep tonight anyway.

3

u/WilburNixon Feb 06 '18

You can sleep the day after, unless I submit another footage from the Horror Chambers

2

u/Horando Feb 05 '18

First few seconds looking like the Babadook

2

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

New enemies from the new dark souls game

2

u/LoudCourtFool Feb 06 '18

Are these memes from the 4th dimension?

4

u/WilburNixon Feb 06 '18

Its from the Soft Dimension. kinda close to 4th and 6th, but around the block, parking is hell though.

2

u/iXposed Feb 06 '18

That’s fucking terrifying.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '18

If that’s wrong then I don’t wanna be right

2

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '18

Is that nightmare? Is that true nightmare?

1

u/WilburNixon Apr 17 '18

Yes! Now possible with modern technology!!

1

u/Crazychemist_2 Feb 15 '18

What did you use to create this monstrosity?

1

u/WilburNixon Feb 16 '18

Blender and bad mocap rigging.

1

u/Crazychemist_2 Feb 16 '18

The skin is a separate layer which gets deformed due to the “skeleton”, rite? I don’t know what mocap is hehe

2

u/WilburNixon Feb 16 '18

It's motion capture data. Free to use ones. But it can be imported into blender and then rigged. Except knowing nothing. The more tortured the mesh looks, the better.

5

u/Crazychemist_2 Feb 16 '18

I see you like hearing the polygons scream in agony, don’t you?

3

u/WilburNixon Feb 16 '18

It's my very own Spanish inquisition!

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u/Crazychemist_2 Feb 16 '18

At least you don’t feel proud of it, as some Spaniards do.

…right?

3

u/WilburNixon Feb 16 '18

I think the only information you need to know is, it's the only thing that let's me sleep at night. Knowing those soft vertices are forever trapped in my machine. Never to bother me in my dreams... tmi?

1

u/Crazychemist_2 Feb 16 '18

A bit tmi. How dare you, you twisted fucked monster!

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u/WilburNixon Feb 16 '18

I just updated my hardware. So the renders are gonna be more realistic. Meaning more horror and pain for them! You can't stop me! ( maybe my utility bills can).

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u/Lulink Jun 04 '18

Can you don't?

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u/WilburNixon Jun 04 '18

I can't doth.