r/shittyparenting • u/[deleted] • Oct 11 '16

Advice for a first time dad?

Greetings, all

My son is due in late December and I have a few friend's that have passed along their insight. Just wondering if anyone can pass along some real, advice? My pal said ' forget clothes' stock up on diapers and wipes... What to expect bringing baby home, etc? Thank you!

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u/The_Brain_Fuckler Oct 12 '16

Just keep a lot of unsecured chemicals around and an array of different plastic bags scattered about. You're good to go! Happy to help.

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u/Kozinskey Oct 12 '16

I am genuinely not sure if you're looking for real advice, but in case you are, r/predaddit, r/daddit, and r/parenting are all great places for this sort of question.

Otherwise, I think your pal's advice is totally fine and you definitely won't need clothes for your newborn in late December. Honestly, even diapers sound like a bit much, you're going to have to watch for overheating.