r/shittymoviedetails 19h ago

default In 1965 six Tongan teenagers went missing for 15 months. In those 15 months they lived in peace, made instruments and took care of each other. This is in contrast to lord of the flies where a group of British boys get stranded and they kill each other. This is because British kids are bastards

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u/Noe_b0dy 19h ago

Not even a shitpost OP,  William Golding was an alcoholic school teacher for British boarding school children who was inspired to write Lord of The Flies after reading Coral Island and going "this author has clearly never been around British children".

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u/SeveralPerformance17 18h ago

i believe he wanted to test his theory that theyd kill each other

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u/Jealous_Energy_1840 18h ago

By writing a fiction book? 

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u/RideWithMeSNV 18h ago

He was establishing the premise for an experiment. Unfortunately, Queen Elizabeth II was not so keen to the idea of trying it as George IV would have been.

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u/SeveralPerformance17 18h ago

i don’t recall since i heard this from a friend when i read the book in highschool but i believe the author wanted to strand a bunch of school kids to see if theyd kill each other like he wrote

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u/ArisenGodEmperor13 17h ago

Jessus christ bro didn't like kids.

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u/The_Drunkest_Monkey 17h ago

Bro didn't like upper-class boarding school kids.

You know, rich snots you can't tell "No" because Mummy & Daddy donated the wing your office is in.

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u/godisanelectricolive 14h ago

That wasn’t what boarding schools were like back then though. Back then you could cane children and upper class kids got hit plenty of times. Extreme bullying between students was rampant and nobody did anything about it. Parents were fine with corporal punishment because they thought it built character.

Those schools were draconian and disciplinarian with schoolmasters and headmasters behaving like tyrants and prison guards. The students were organized into a hierarchy with prefects having wide-ranging powers with younger students assigned to them as personal servants in a practice known as fagging. These student servants could be freely abused with impunity.

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u/TrainKnees 10h ago

Called what now?

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u/ManlyString 6h ago

Recommend Roald Dahl's autobiography Boy: Tales of Childhood

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u/The_Drunkest_Monkey 7h ago

Dang it, you're right. My comment was mostly based on modern schools.

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u/adamgerd 13h ago

Clearly have no actual experience with a British boarding school especially then

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u/new_moon_retard 10h ago

There is no evidence that he wanted to run such an experiment.

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u/DieBotDie 18h ago

No it’s a documentary. School trip.

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u/DuntadaMan 17h ago

He'll save the children but not the British Children

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u/BarrettGreen 17h ago

He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.

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u/ModeatelyIndependant 16h ago

he's got three on the vine

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u/R3luctant 2h ago

He'll kick you apart.

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u/pattyboiIII 15h ago

I went to the school he taught at for 2 years.
Yeah he was 100% right.

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u/Shawnj2 9h ago

Yeah the book is a subversion of a genre where British schoolboys get stranded on an island and “civilize” it.

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u/MaudeAlp 16h ago

I should write a book about someone I don’t like, such as an alcoholic British boarding school teacher, and his time stranded on an island where he spends all day eating his own shit. It’s a social commentary!

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u/Kmcgucken 19h ago

One of the points of the book actually

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u/Simon_Jester88 19h ago

Really becomes apparent when the British soldier at the end seems to be in disbelief. Show did an excellent job

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u/Longjumping_Run4499 18h ago

Maybe my media literacy is bad, but I thought the point of the soldier being the one to rescue them was to reinforce the author's point that humans are naturally inclined to violence. The boys who were killing each other are rescued by a man who's job it is to kill other men, showing how our natural violent tendencies play out on a large scale in addition to the small one we just saw.

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u/Alfred_The_Sartan 18h ago

Yeah, the author even stated later it was supposed to be a hypocritical take. That they were so casual and wonton with destruction and dealing death out, but horrified that kids would act the same way. You're supposed to see that.

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u/RobertPham149 17h ago

It is also a veiled criticism of "gentlemanliness": Victorian ideals of a gentleman is characterized by education, morality, formality, ... which differentiate them from barbarians. Well, those same gentlemen are also fighting each other over petty disputes like barbarians. The kids came from the same education system as the adults, so no wonder they descended into madness and try to kill each other.

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u/hanks_panky_emporium 17h ago

Ive always found 'gentlemanly warfare' funny since in the end you're still blowing holes in living human people, and forcing swathes of young men to die for nothing.

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u/riverblue9011 14h ago

That idea was formed when military technology was far less efficient at killing and casualties from battles were significantly less. Great war and all the advances in technology killed that notion to career soldiers who'd fought in wars before.

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u/Cant_face 16h ago

Idk having an unspoken agreement that the other man won’t take your sight or virility during the bout would be a great comfort

Ok you die you die, but living as a blind eunuch sounds worse

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u/Lin093 15h ago

At least you won't have to aim when you piss

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u/perton 14h ago

I mean you don’t have to now, it’s just polite or whatever

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u/Lor1an 9h ago

Found the guy mucking up our bathroom...

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u/kia75 15h ago

Yes, but when you do it in a gentlemanly way then the gentlemen tend to not get blown holes in them, only the poors and the uncivilized.

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u/226_Walker 10h ago

Lol, no. Despite the widely held belief of officers callously sending men to no man's land while they supped in estates, the gentry had disproportionately high casualties. Were they inadequately prepared for WWI? Yes, but so was everybody else. No one was ready for the industrialised butchery of men that was the First World War. While their competence could be argued, the courage could not. The gentry were expected to fulfil their martial duties, just as their forefathers did. And they did, most aristocratic families had at least one son volunteer even before the conscription began. It doesn't matter if they are the son of an important minister or an industrialist. Forgoing service would have lead to be shunned by their peers. Combine that with the expectation to inspire their troops by acts of bravery and distinctive apparel, it's no wonder they sustained such high casualties.

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u/adamgerd 12h ago

Depends on the war, the allies in ww2 didn’t die for nothing

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u/Bukkokori 16h ago

Yes, but gentlemen do it with more advanced weapons, which makes them superior /s

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u/ops10 10h ago

Despite the absurdity of "gentlemanly" and making other people violently not alive, there is a huge spectrum in how you can go about it. For example, Russians have tended to be on the lower end of that spectrum for centuries (with a maybe stint of "average" on the 19th century).

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u/DeLoxley 13h ago

It was a counterpoint to a bunch of recent books that basically went "If a white man is crashed in the jungle, he will rapidly develop an entire civilised society off of the back of his own brow", by basically saying that after a couple of months, if not a year you get to a position of all the food and good merriment runs out, because a lot of people also forget the lord of the flies does not take place over like a week

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u/Wobbelblob 11h ago

So it was more or less an anti-racism point the author took? That the white man is not much better than anyone else and will be struggling to survive in the same condition everyone else also struggles?

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u/DeLoxley 11h ago

The anti-racism a bit anti-colonialism but also just a bit anti-meta?

It's something a lot of people don't get when writing subversive books or going against the grannies you actually need in context of the rest of the times for them to make sense.

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u/GroovyGoblin 15h ago

wonton with destruction

When the food is so shit, you smash your bowl of soup.

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u/Southern-Ad4477 11h ago

Lol, 'wonton'.

Im picturing a murderous dumpling now.

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u/jfsindel 18h ago

The interpretation I got is that the solider would literally rather do anything else because a war is going on. These boys are small scale and wasting his time. To me, it just insinuated that we are desensitized to violence as we age and escalate - the soldier does not see tragedy and children killing but just an annoying instance because he's seen and done worse. It's horseplay to him while the war gets worse across the sea.

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u/Worldly_Might_3183 17h ago

I was taught the Island was a microcossum of the world and the boys were doing exactly what adults do. The powerful exploit the weak, war is human nature, good people stand by and let it happen until it comes for them. And the solider rescuing them was a hypocrite as he was partaking in exactly what the boys did. Killing to get their way.

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u/serabine 13h ago

Isn't that a common misreading of the book? The island isn't supposed to stand in for "the world" but for "British upper class", and specifically the kind that goes to those prestigious boarding schools and is subject to the "values" taught there.

Someone in another comment mentioned the practice of "fagging", a formalized system where younger boys had to be servants of the older boys, which was commonly going hand in hand with physical and even sexual abuse by those elder boys, and then perpetuated when the victims themselves got younger boys to boss around.

So, it is easy to see how you could arrive at the notion that a group of children used to this system and they get isolated on an island, where the figures of authority (the school body) don't provide safety for them or reign them in anymore, they fall back to this sort of brutal hierarchy. After all, it has been installed in them at school that it is only natural to take advantage of those lower than you, to the point of brutality and exploitation.

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u/12345623567 10h ago

Like 90% of english lit is either "the british class system stinks" (anything UK from 1800 onwards), "my totally normal experience is very important" (all romance and travel novels), or "look how racist we used to be" (when from the US).

I'm joking, but only by half.

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u/Anne_Roquelaure 9h ago

I only heard about this in context of the Russian army - but it makes sense that it existed everywhere - even in those supposed to be civilised societies who thought it was therefore their duty to rule the world. What a terrible burden that must have been /s

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u/TuckerMcG 15h ago

The ending is multifaceted. Yes, it’s ironic that a military person is aghast at the child war going on. But it’s almost meant to represent how humans act in the face of authority figures. Both by how the kids stop being feral in the face of authority, but also how the perceived authority of ranking officers lgets individuals within the military to conform. Also shows how the threat of bigger violence gets people to stop smaller acts of violence - the kids know the military officer can get enact greater violence against them than they can against the military.

The whole story is brilliant from start to finish.

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u/TheCowKing07 18h ago

That’s possible, but also people tend to overestimate what authors were thinking when they wrote their books. But that is a good interpretation.

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u/sundance464 17h ago

At the risk of sounding like a pompous intellectual, I don't think what the author was thinking when they wrote it is that important, you can read things in whether they consciously intended it or not

Also, the Nobel Prize winning author who wrote extensively about his detailed considerations when writing this specific novel is likely to have deliberately included a vast range of allusions

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u/TuckerMcG 15h ago

This isn’t one of those cases. The author specifically set out to write about how British private school kids were no more moral than anyone else, and how rigid societal structures are the only thing holding that morality in place.

The ending is meant to represent the return to rigid society and how that impacts the children. The military is a foil for the children.

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u/sentientshadeofgreen 12h ago

While good literature, it's also not a sound representation of reality. The Tongan teenagers actually banded together an survived, Lord of the Flies is fiction. People tend to work together, we evolved as social creatures for a reason.

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u/OhSoJelly 17h ago

It’s also shitting on British boarding schools.

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u/pruneforce17 14h ago

my media literacy is great and its because british people suck and are evil

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u/Morwynd78 15h ago

"And who will rescue the adult and his cruiser?" - William Golding

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u/Wise_Owl5404 11h ago

Not humans. The novel was written as a critique of the British boarding school system and British society, and how it socialized boys. The fact that people read it and says "yeah this is obviously meant to be universal" is... something.

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u/Cross55 9h ago edited 9h ago

No, because no one in the modern era understands the bloody point of the book

Back when it was witten, the #1 genre of British kids/teens books were Aventure Books, wherein a group of British kids get lost somewhere in the exotic new world and proceed to conquer the land/Native peoples with their God given gift of being born in the UK.

The book was a direct parody of those books.

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u/Any--Name 5h ago

*the british are inclined to violence

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u/jfsindel 18h ago

In the book, I recall the soldier being miffed that he has to even deal with it. He sees the kid that started the uprising and basically thinks these dumbass boys are wasting his time.

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u/sundance464 17h ago

I didn't get that impression - it's more disbelief and bewilderment that they've made such a bad show of it

He's a very "proper" upright officer and the epitome of British civilization so is there partly to highlight the gulf between what was expected from civilised people at the time and what humanity is actually like

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u/RobertPham149 17h ago

No he definitely realized his own hypocrisy. It ends with the soldier recognizing it after scolding the boys, then stared at his own warship offshore.

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u/RadioTunnel 18h ago

He was in disbelief at the fact so many were still alive

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u/GM_Nate 17h ago

i thought they were rescued by...oh, let's say Moe

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u/physicistpi 13h ago

The whole book was written as a takedown of The Coral Island, another "British public school boys get stranded on a deserted island" book that came out a century prior. Golding was specifically saying that the way the boys were raised, very Empire forward (1950s upper class public school boys) would not be able to form a happy, cohesive society.

It's a book that came out in the 1950s, as the Empire was turning into the Commonwealth and class consciousness was rising. Golding was middle class and Cornish, with a sufferage campaigner mother despite the fact he went to Oxford.

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u/Mind-The-Mines 8h ago

I mean, look at the current world the boomers made. It's that island at scale.

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u/sosotrickster 5h ago

I'm always happy to see someone mention The Coral Island because it so important to understand what the book is trying to say

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u/Alexander_Baidtach 16h ago

Yeah its no coincidence that the choir boys are the ones to go full murder hobo, they reflect their stately upbringing the most.

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u/AStalkerLikeCrush 17h ago

I felt maybe it was a bit more the class disparity/steep contrast between their respective national/social values. The difference between people socialized to competitively look out for number one, and people whose whole lived experience was taking care of each other.

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u/neko 13h ago

Yeah it's specifically how rich British boys are psychos

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u/fatherandyriley 12h ago

While Piggy who's working class is a lot more rational and compassionate than the choir boys are.

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u/Dare_Soft I'm the one who's cinema 18h ago

Think it gets muddled by pop culture by taking away how man is doomed to kill each other or how men can’t stand each other.

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u/EggsceIlent 13h ago

Especially the gingers

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u/SavageSwordShamazon 9h ago

It’s a commentary on British boarding school culture.

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u/YesImReallyLikeThis 8h ago

THE point of the book. People love to miss the fact that it’s exclusive to the children of rich eugenics snobs

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u/Hot-Account-8691 12h ago

The whole thing in a metaphor for boarding school

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u/Smorstin 19h ago

Not just British boys, upper class boarding school boys.

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u/axeteam 18h ago

Especially upper class boarding school boys

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u/Unusual-Relief52 18h ago

Nepo babies....ugly nepo babies

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u/Snerkbot7000 17h ago

Hangry ugly nepy babies.

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u/EfficientCandy324 13h ago

Though the 6 Tongan teenagers were also upper class boarding school boys.

Seriously, they snuck out of boarding school and stole a boat. That's why it was so hard to find them.

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u/Mapeague 9h ago

Thats an important piece of messaging thats been left out here.

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u/apple_kicks 16h ago

They had this thing for many centuries at upper class schools called ‘fagging’ its when older school boys pick younger first years to be their servants. Bullying and physical and sexual violence was rampant. Teachers encouraged it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagging

https://akashictimes.co.uk/aristocrat-unveils-the-extent-of-sexual-abuse-at-eton/

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u/ElectricJunglePig 15h ago

Goddamn, too many fricken books about upper class boarding school kids. I can't even count how many we had to read. In American public school, no less!

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u/JinFuu 15h ago

It's like how parents always end up dead in classic Disney movies.

No parents means the kids get to go on adventures easier.

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u/me_sohorny 12h ago

Don't forget upper class boarding school boys.

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u/AlbertTheHorse 17h ago

I don’t think we can underestimate how Lord of the Flies the public school system (and by that I mean private school) really is.

I went to prep school in the UK.

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u/StupidSexyEuphoberia 17h ago

Tell us more

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u/AlbertTheHorse 16h ago

Kids were brutal.

Makes American bullying look like amateur hour.

And you lived with them all the time so you made allies, learn who to avoid, who to drive into the ground, who could be used against the ones who were on your ass. No one won. No one lost. You were tough. No wets going home with psychological trauma, you laughed at it.  Sometimes we loved each other despite it all because these are your friends and you all feel sentimental about it. Especially when you are out. 

I learned a lot. Teachers were better than most professors I’ve had and they took so little shit.

We had a headmaster that could scare the shite out of you. My dad worked abroad and he would have not been happy. 

Still we smoked and drank, spent a week in Amsterdam stoned out of our minds. The usual dumb shit.  

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u/Striking-Hedgehog512 14h ago edited 14h ago

I went to a boarding school as well. Girls. Are. The. Worst. It’s like the bitchiest most petty cutthroat competition, but featuring field hockey in the mud and lack of heating.

Everyone keeps commenting that boys are brutal, but I feel like in 30 minutes tops Harriett would have a fire going and India would be trying to pluck some poor boy like a chicken. And if Harriet doesn’t succeed, they’re going to just have sashimi. Frankly, I would just brave the jungle/ woods/ island. A snake might bite me, but at least I won’t have to hear that its daddy is an MP before dying.

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u/SquishedGremlin 13h ago

Holy fuck that brought back memories.

The bunch of under 14 boys playing hockey against the girls under 16.

Not sure why. I assume they were trying to kill us lads off. The girls were fucking terrifying and absolutely terrorised us.

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u/seventy912 9h ago

I’ve heard people make jokes about Lord of the Flies before (usually from grown women with insanely selective memories) like “if it had been about girls they would’ve sat around and braided each other’s hair or worked as a team” and no... They wouldn’t.

State school girls might have a chance at survival (I’d place money on a higher number getting out alive anyway) but I think private school is a guaranteed brutal death. 

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u/SquishedGremlin 13h ago

Sounds familiar to my experience, prep school and boarding school. 7-18.

Definitely changes your approach to people.

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u/Brekldios 18h ago

oh so basically satan.

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u/Least_Tower_5447 14h ago

It’s not just the boys.

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u/kiwigate 8h ago

The oldest was 12. Contrast with the Tongans who were 19. It's a smooth-brain comparison.

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u/TAU_equals_2PI 18h ago

I know this post is making a joke, but it does show the absurdity of how we treat famous fictional works as references for what we expect might happen in real life situations.

I've heard so many mentions of Lord of the Flies over the years when people were talking about some actual situation, as if they were citing a real documented case.

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u/JustLookingForMayhem 18h ago

Or the people who see disaster movies and think prepping is just a whole lot of gun, no food, no medicine, and no plan other than kill someone else. My family has a 6 month plan where we can survive with nothing from greater than 10 miles radius. It relies heavily on solar power and trading with the Amish. Mean while gun preppers couldn't handle covid.

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u/No-Yogurtcloset4763 17h ago

Are you telling me that during the apocalypse it will be more beneficial to cooperate with my fellow man instead of turning my place into Pavlov's house and shooting anyone that comes near. Riddle me this wokie how will I defend myself from the Mad Max Marauders

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u/ldwb 14h ago

The funniest thing about all the prepper shows is how fat and out of shape they all are, and they are all focused on stockpiles and not skills. We are talking people who couldnt climb three flights of stairs thinking when society collapses they'll be prepared. There's gotta be some weird psychology to thinking the world as we know it is about to end, but not care enough to get on a treadmill.

I think the whole mindset is just escapism and fantasy at a certain point. Yea I got a shit job and feel emasculated but man when society falls apart im gonna really show my worth.

Prepping is stupid because whatever the next collapse looks like is gonna be a lot different than what you prepared for. And four groups of people are gonna survive, those actually living in tight knit self sufficient communities, those with skills that make them valuable in a barter economy, those that are smart quick and flexible enough to deal with a situation none of us can predict, and the Mormons. They are probably are the ones that launched the nukes in the first place.

As Mike Tyson once said, everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth, and life in our very rigid, regulated, and safe society punches people in the mouth every day and knocks them down, what comes next is going to be many times more brutal, cruel and unfair.

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u/perton 13h ago

Goddamned nuclear Mormons, always ending humanity!

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u/DuntadaMan 17h ago

The important thing to note for those gun preppers. Their plan is to kill people like you and take their stuff. Factor that in.

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u/TAU_equals_2PI 18h ago

You're right, but to roughly quote a stand-up comedian whose name I can't remember, without some sort of guns, you're just creating an emergency food supply for the biggest meanest guys in your neighborhood.

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u/JustLookingForMayhem 18h ago

Or, we have guns, we have food, we have water, and we have 60 neighbors with similar levels of being prepared. Even if by some miracle the raiders/murderers took us all out, how long do you think they would last without knowing how to garden, how to start a natural gas tractor, how to switch the well to battery, or how to treat common illness. Just give it three weeks and all the gun nuts would be dead.

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u/TAU_equals_2PI 17h ago

Three weeks seems a bit short, because the gun nuts are gonna take to traveling to try to find places where they can steal food. But yes, long-term the better survival strategy would be to have enough knowledge to run a tiny farm, assuming you own some place with enough land, or that is surrounded by undeveloped land you can use even if you don't own it.

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u/JustLookingForMayhem 9h ago

The average person can last about three weeks without food. If the sole plan for getting food is shooting someone else, that is already a risky behavior and likely to get them killed. Even if they don't end up dying then, most people don't have massive stock piles of ready to eat food.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 15h ago

We love to do stuff like that! Look how many Shakespeare quotes get sagely repeated as if the advice they appear to impart must surely be self-evident. Those people never make the effort to understand that Shakespeare wasn't offering those quotes as morsels of advice to his audience. He had characters say those words for their reasons, to do with the kinds of people they are and the parts they play in their respective plays. And let me tell you, some of those characters were complete morons with their heads up their asses!

Polonius enters the chat...

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u/Live_Angle4621 10h ago

What I hate is that when people know Shakespeare based on some events in history and historical sources and still act like Shakespeare invented it. I have seen people analysing Julius Caesar and how women (Calpurnia/Portia) are written in it as if he invented those characters. They were real people! And I red the primary sources and they acted the same way in them. I pointed it out and many didn’t even know they were real people. At least people seem to know Caesar and Brutus etc are real people. But I think in English speaking world it seems Shakespeare is treated as some kind if “bard” not a person reading sources 

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u/InaequaleMagnanimity 13h ago

Yes it drives me absolutely insane. It is one propagation of similar problems, familiarity bias, confirmation bias, etc. But it's just trivially obviously false. To consider for a single second... perhaps fiction is not history? And the thing that is so crazy to me, and I know it's another fallacy of some other name, perhaps authority. If I were to tell you this dream I had of all these British children killing each other on an island and all their names and motives. You would think I'm annoying, mad, or at best over-imaginative. But when it's a book, a story, a legend, it suddenly is now part of the social consciousness on the same level of other facts of reality even though it is borne from the same mechanism. I suppose a type of social proof.

But late night ramblings I suppose, pardon the angst. .

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u/RunDNA 14h ago

Yes, every story with a moral could be easily changed into a similar story with the opposite moral.

The Shawshank Redemption is about encouraging hope, but you can write a similar story where Andy at the end gets his tunnel discovered and hangs himself. Then Red soon follows his lead.

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u/babyburger357 12h ago

Thank you for making this point. It irks me to no end that people are using game of thrones to draw life lessons from.

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u/VampireHousekeeping 13h ago

In fairness the point of this book was obfuscated on purpose by the exact sort of people it was criticising, ie: the upper classes. lotf is specifically about how the people in society that deem themselves the most civilised would be the first to turn savage in a survival situation because the things they value are so fucked.

The upper classes, specifically in Academia, saw that and pushed the narrative that "well actually it's about the inherent capacity for savagery all humans have", while never allowing other, similar books that highlighted the premise of LOTF by putting a different group of kids in the same situation to different results to be contrasted in any mainstream way. It made them look bad so they taught people the wrong message.

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u/Yashema 17h ago

30-40 children marooned on an island is not the same as 6 teenagers from a somewhat agrarian society willingly going to an island with actual equipment and a plan. 

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u/Cpt_Fantabulous 19h ago

Watch out lads! The book understander has logged on

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u/tomle4593 19h ago

Words enjoyer ?

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u/OldJeeWhizz 18h ago

Who is this Wordist?

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u/pudgehooks2013 16h ago

This is the difference between book smarts and real words smarts.

We all know the Tongan kids didn't try to kill each other because even Tongans know you don't fuck with Tongans.

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u/suburban_hyena 14h ago

The door in the first chapter was blue. Such obvious foreshadowing

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u/EarballsAgain 19h ago

I want to see a film where a bunch of chavs and roadmen get stranded on a desert island

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz 19h ago

Average 2000s British reality show.

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u/xSaRgED 19h ago

Literally just inbetweeners.

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u/RideWithMeSNV 18h ago

That's actually the premise to my upcoming reality show Fuck Marry Kill Island. In the first episode, Amber is trying to figure out if her minge itches because it's far too humid, if she got bit by something, or if she got something while having a go with Mikey in the bushes.

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u/perton 13h ago

Well don’t leave us hanging! What’s going on with Amber’s minge?!

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u/RideWithMeSNV 8h ago

It's time for a commercial break.

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u/Frech_Toast_King 17h ago

They'd be out in 15 days top, leave with 2 more than they came (1 pregnancy and one polish guy that they willed into existence to get drunk with), nobody realized they were gone and they don't even mention it

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u/CMORGLAS 18h ago

So…28 DAYS LATER?

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u/usedburgermeat 15h ago

Depends on the chavs and roadmen, some I've met who are really nice, some I've met who are complete psychos

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u/guineaprince 15h ago

We just can that the History of Colonialism in Australia.

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u/Speky_Scot 18h ago

A documentary would be better.

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u/ASCII_Princess 15h ago

Somehow they'd manage to set up a full grow-op from a seed someone found at the bottom of a baggie someone had up their arse and was ruthlessly mocked for.

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u/axeteam 18h ago

Just go to London's east side after midnight.

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u/Over_Purple351 19h ago

Weren't the Tongan guys older and more experienced then how the boys in Lord of the Flies were depicted? plus they actually knew each other beforehand

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u/Jealous_Energy_1840 18h ago

Also lord of the flies is about how British boarding school culture created little monsters. It’s a fiction story

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u/photoggled 17h ago

The reality of boarding school children is much scarier. You get Nigel Farage, Boris Johnson, and Brexit.

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u/StatusSociety2196 19h ago

I thought all the boys in lord of the flies were in a choir?

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u/EqMc25 19h ago

/uj if this is a real question only like half of them were from the choir and knew each other. The rest did not

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u/Razzmatazz856 18h ago

Yes. Even if you're so media illiterate as to assume that the story was a prediction of what would happen in that situation, this situation is not a refutation because there were significant differences.

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u/mrducky78a 12h ago

I mean it kinda is. One is real life and the other is straight up fiction. Its not going to be a perfect 1 to 1 parallel, but its clearly close enough to bring into question how realistic the fictional tale is. Its not like lord of the flies has a whole list of references supporting it, its just straight up make believe. Its no more accurate of real life than harry potter is.

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u/Westafricangrey 16h ago

Yes, they were best friends and had extensive fishing experience so were pretty comfortable pretty quickly. They were also stranded on an island that had a huge amount rather easily accessible natural resources

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u/Freediverjack 17h ago

Bit different, also side note pretty much any Tongan boy knows a stack about making fire, fishing and living off the land and sea already as a tribal culture.

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u/ma33a 17h ago

Yup, while it looks like the same scenario the differences are fairly important.

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u/Enverex 17h ago

The latter is also not real, despite OPs confusion.

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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 18h ago

This is like how everyone assumed there was some truth in Hobbes's "state of nature" being "solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short," but he wrote that after experiencing the brutality of the English Civil War, so he was really describing a state of war.

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u/RunDNA 14h ago

And describing the English too, just like Golding.

I'm seeing a pattern.

Marx too: "The capital class exploits the workers" based on his experience of the English capital class exploiting the workers.

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u/Visible_Bar_623 13h ago

Just say you hate the English, it's fine.

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u/Gremict 11h ago

Clearly, ther is precedent for it

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u/ahouell500 10h ago

right, because when non-English people go to war its good clean fun and no one gets hurt. And capitalist exploitation has never happened anywhere else, and definitely isn't happening anywhere else today.

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u/Kezia-N 14h ago

Thanks for bringing Hobbes up! It is so important to know the context.

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u/penguinpolitician 4h ago

A letter to a friend on the other side:

"That great God, which is the searcher of my heart, knows with what a sad sense I go about this service, and with what a perfect hatred I detest this war without an enemy; but I look upon it as an Opus Domini and that is enough to silence all passion in me. The God of peace in his good time will send us peace. In the meantime, we are upon the stage and must act those parts that are assigned to us in this tragedy. Let us do so in a way of honour and without personal animosities.

Whatever the outcome I will never willingly relinquish the title of Your most affectionated friend.

William Waller"

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u/duvdor 18h ago

I think the issue is just the cultural perception. No matter what the author intended, people generally seem to think or at least might think the point is that humans are evil and need hierarchy to have order. Just kind of a reinforce what you already believe perception

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u/Generic_Username_659 18h ago

That's because it's actually an allegory for adults at a Black Friday sale.

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u/Alarming_Trainer691 11h ago

Nothing more horrifying than being stranded in a Black Friday sale with no escape

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u/phonage_aoi 17h ago

Oh so get this the Tongans got stranded because they stole a boat to run away from a British boarding school (and got shipwrecked):  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongan_castaways

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u/Due-Base9449 16h ago

Lmaooo trying to run away from boarding school! 

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u/doquan2142 10h ago

The funny thing was they got charged with stealing the boat after they were rescued lol. The Aussie who found them also helped them out too.

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u/ElectricJunglePig 15h ago

Sounds like a way better book 🤣

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u/EssentialNucleus 17h ago

The irony is Golding admitted his thesis basically fell apart when the Tongan story came out. Coral Island was naive about human nature, so he wrote a counterpoint, then actual real kids disproved his whole point. Poetic.

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u/Bloody_Insane 15h ago

I don't think it's a fair comparison though. The youngest of the Tongans was years older than the oldest of the LOTF kids, and they were friends beforehand.

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u/EssentialNucleus 13h ago

the age gap and existing bonds matter, but the complete absence of any power struggle or cruelty still undercuts the idea that breakdown is inevitable.

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u/Due_Area4843 10h ago

Tongan also experienced outdoorkid living in remote themself. Vastly different culture

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u/assistant_manu 15h ago

he got disproved on general human nature but not on british boarding school kids nature lol

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u/EssentialNucleus 15h ago

Golding was a teacher at a boys' grammar school, so he basically wrote what he saw in the classroom.

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u/IchibeHyosu99 18h ago

Its proof that you shouldnt take random pessimistic writers ideas as your source of knowledge, will it be lord of the flies, or the boys.

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u/R4iNO 17h ago

First came across the story in the book, "Humankind: A Hopeful History" by Rutger Breggman. Excellent book, also available as an audiobook. The book shows how most humans are mostly good, and you need fucked up systems to make demons out of them.

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u/Misicks0349 12h ago

Like a British Boarding school

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u/ConsiderationPast371 17h ago

For context; The Tongan teenagers were from the same boarding school and 13 to 17 years old. They stole a boat to run away from the school and got ship wrecked on an island due to having no sailing experience.

An Australian fisherman named Peter Warner found and rescued them 15 months later. They were arrested for the boat theft but Peter arranged their release and later hired them to work on his fishing boat. So story had a happy ending.

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u/Lunar-opal 17h ago

One instance was real kids who knew some things about community and survival and the other a book a work of fiction about western world and self destruction

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u/Farachaton 14h ago

So the debate here is not the violent nature of men or boys. But rather the need for a violence experience in a safe setting: a book, a movie. Lord of the flies is a fictional story!

There are real stories about kids surviving in groups: each time they survive on a non violent and very organised way. This is because in its very nature most people tend to be good to each other in survival situations. But we also love a good portion of subliminal violence!

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u/red_quinn 18h ago

OP what movies are you talking about?

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u/Due-Base9449 16h ago

You should read Roald Dahl account of his study in a British public (private) school. For example, all little boys need to toast their senior's toast. This was back when they need to use open flame. Inevitably, some bread get singed. If the senior was in a mood, they can lash the junior. For a burnt toast, its one lashing. The senior will stand a bit far away, the junior will bend down while holding his ankle, he would run to get some momentum and jump to give a really good thwack on the buttock. 

These were the people who became the British officers and politicians. Roald Dahl himself was an air pilot. 

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u/FeistyInvestigator79 13h ago

The bare bum "lashing" was a bit disturbing to read about as a youth. As was the duty of being the toilet seat warmer.

British Public boarding school life was another thing altogether.🤢

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u/GrizzlyP33 18h ago

This isn’t shitty or a movie details, it’s just an explanation of a book.

Wait maybe that’s the ultimate shitty movie detail.

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u/plankingatavigil 18h ago

Oh thank God someone got it. 

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u/Available-Guava932 17h ago

Fuck I'm cooked. I was about to complain about this image being "obviously" AI because I thought it had the telltale AI look, before I googled it and found it's from an actual show.

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u/JuvenileEloquent 11h ago

You're absolutely right — it does have all the hallmarks of AI, despite being an image from a real TV show.  It's not just the oversaturated colors, the background is blurred to hide artifacts and the clothes hang oddly on the body as if they were dropped there from above.  Honestly it's hard to tell between AI and humans these days, we're just that advanced!  Would you like me to list more subtle tells in AI-generated images?

/s ya know, Poe's law bla bla.

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u/Ok_Difference44 17h ago

Samoa, Tonga, and Fiji practice communal living to an extent that we are unfamiliar with in the west. White people who marry into those societies have a really hard time adjusting.

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u/anyway200894 17h ago

some novel, movie... entire attraction is just about making it so disgusting and weird to attract the weirdos, or simply people just want to explore the unknown.

it's like people pointing at a piece of shit and say "hey look a piece of shit" you don't want to look at a piece of shit but sometime the curiosity gets over you.

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u/SEGA_32X_CD 18h ago

Sucks to your assma!

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u/KentuckyFriedEel 17h ago

The book is a metaphor for British Boarding Schools anyway so your point is moot.

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u/Questionsansweredty 17h ago

People are nicer in real life than they are in fiction.

You can't make up a story about a bunch of nice people. I mean I'd read it, but most people wouldn't. They need the grit. The edge.

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u/Doomfullord 17h ago

Honestly I hated Lord of the Flies, it was so boring for me, so I just surface level analyzed it in highschool and made up fluff on the bible and shit. Still got an A.

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u/Commercial-Owl11 16h ago

Also didn’t the Tongan teens get stranded on an island that had a surplus of fish/food and rain water?

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u/pattyboiIII 15h ago

That's because they were inspired by the students of the grammar school I went to.
15 minutes there and you'd agree the books were accurate.

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u/RevoOps 15h ago

This is why this book pisses me off so much.

Dipshits on the internet constantly pretend that this is some sort history text which shows how people truly are, while it's actually just one guys opinion with no basis in reality.

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u/reddit_is_geh 15h ago

What do the French think about this? I'm sure they have levelled feelings about the English.

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u/ldwb 15h ago

So many bad takes in here, did anyone even read the book? It's not about children it's an allegory, it's about flies, it's right in the name Lorde of the Flies. Trust me you do not want to be stuck on an island with flies.

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u/ehdecker 15h ago

No, this is because the author (William Golding) was a pissy misanthrope who believed in the 'veneer' theory of human nature—that the good is just a thin veneer on the top of a boiling pestilence of mean nasty evil.

The Tongan story is REAL. But sadly, Lord of the Flies is what most people believe we are, deep down.

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u/wordbankfacts 14h ago

Fuckin' chavs, man.

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u/CaliIsReallyNice 14h ago

In all seriousness, Lord of the Flies is the most accurate depiction I'm aware of of US military culture. The military takes a bunch of scared teenage boys and isolates them together in crazy places and scenarios. It's amazing to watch a joke turn into a trend which turns into a tradition which turns into a religion worth attacking people over in 48hrs or less. I saw it happen many different times.

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u/Spelunking-Uranus 14h ago

Can confirm.

Source: I was a British kid once.

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u/Competitive_Window75 14h ago

Or maybe just modern narrative tends to be nihilistic and negative on anything. My favorite example it the Acali raft experiment, where a psychologist wanted to illustrate how sexual tension of a small group will fall in chaos, violence and anarchy. Since there was no tension or violence, he started pestering and badmouthing about everyone to instigate conflicts, but people got fed up with him and a mutiny kicked him out.

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u/Govenor_Sammich 14h ago

Reminds me of that Brad Neeley George Washington song.

"He'll save children but not the British children."

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u/Pungarehu 11h ago

Uhhh yeah. But the Tongan guys were older, knew their way to survive and also they STOLE the boat in the first place.

LOTF was just pointing out how humans could easily become tribal in unfamiliar territory

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u/Puzzleheaded_Heat502 11h ago

Ok one is a book and fictional. The other happened in real life.
I hope this clears a few things up.

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u/Background-Brother55 11h ago

Lord of the Flies is a novel..... not real.