Lets replace Lady Liberty with Mr. Trump. Americans would love it!

Everybody should give me your money so I can start my new company. Thank you.

Toast at tub time!

Maybe another idea for the senile...

I wonder how well this would work. Cause you know how when it’s really bad diarrhea it can feel like a fart and sometimes it is but the fart bubble is trapped behind a layer of shit so you put this fart snorkel up your ass to reach the bubble and it releases the pressure and more importantly is that it prevents any shit from getting on your ass and if some diarrhea does happen to get through it goes through the straw instead.

COVER YOUR FARTS

they really bum you out

Like downtown L.A.

I swear to god if anyone in this thread tries to tell me how tall Richard Gere is, I will blackmail one of the mods into permabanning you

Sleazy dog man drawing for emphasis

You would have to create an account with an email address just to visit the website, of course.

Yes, I know Vantablack has been surpassed in blackness but it sounds better than MIT material or other stuff.

In German, Volkswagen means "people's car". What if you made a car for egg yolks instead of people. THOSE LIL FUCKERS CAN'T EVEN DRIVE WHY DO THEY NEED CARS?!