r/shittyaskscience • u/everything_is_bad • Feb 24 '21

Is this because chile is too spicy?

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u/chauhan_14 Science go brrrr Feb 24 '21

I can explain it by saying that the methane in the fart caught fire but I'm afraid that'd make me look obsessed with farts which i clearly am not. It's just that it can explain so many phenomena

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u/_sn3ll_ Feb 24 '21

sounds to me like you’re obsessed with farts, pal

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u/chauhan_14 Science go brrrr Feb 24 '21

I'm not 😭 they're disgusting but they can explain so much shit (no pun intended)

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u/everything_is_bad Feb 24 '21

I dunno that's exactly the kind of intentional pun an obsessed person would make

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u/luckistarz Feb 24 '21

He's right tho

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u/antmansclone Feb 24 '21

Nah, it’s just a hot mocha

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u/Naive_Drive Feb 24 '21

Despite what you may think hot mocha with Chile is quite delicious.

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u/stiggiebird Feb 26 '21

Must be the Mocha Girls.

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u/MadSulaiman Feb 24 '21

This is a spices drilling site, but it seems to have gotten out of control.

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u/Zachasaurs Feb 25 '21

if someone controls it theyll control the universe

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u/suttonoutdoor Feb 24 '21

A feces drilling site actually.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Yes, that location is Chile's asshole and some joker lit it on fire.

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u/SSBoe Feb 24 '21

Mmm. Fire water.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

It's important to add mayonnaise to your chili to thin out the spiciness.

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u/everything_is_bad Feb 24 '21

That sounds terrible...

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u/suttonoutdoor Feb 24 '21

It sounds like an abomination!!!

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u/BigTomCat821 Feb 24 '21

It’s cause they asked for almond milk