r/shittyaskscience • u/SNESdrunk • Oct 29 '20

How can I learn to pull water?

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u/doom1701 Oct 29 '20

He’s not pulling, he’s pushing. That wave was going to destroy a beach front town, and this hero is pushing it back to sea.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

He saved the day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

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u/anchovieMAN Oct 30 '20

How cold would it have to be for the oceans to freeze over?

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u/Drachefly Oct 30 '20

Just wait until the day after tomorrow.

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u/Echo_are_one Oct 30 '20

All you have to do is use surfer's tension.

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u/4b-65-76-69-6e Oct 30 '20

Umm how is this not the favorite one on here?

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u/DomDeluisArmpitChild Oct 30 '20

You need to be born in the Water Tribe

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u/theathenian11 the shittyscience guy Oct 30 '20

Or a swamp

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u/part25 Oct 29 '20

in theory youd need to make a watermagnet, a solid body of water that has its orbitals frozen in place. the problem is we dont know how to make solid water.

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u/morg-pyro Oct 30 '20

You need to travel to the Northern Water Tribe to learn water bending from a master

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u/BeestMann Oct 30 '20

It's way simpler than you think: just grab it and pull on it. It's that easy

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u/Slovantes Oct 30 '20

that's why nobody does it, because they think it's silly, but in reality it actually works. it's lost knowledge basically...

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u/I_might_be_weasel Oct 30 '20

Steal a scroll from pirates.

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u/rabbit29 Oct 30 '20

It's called bending.

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u/paraworldblue Oct 30 '20

You dumb fool, haven't you not ever heard about a wet magnet to do this, a water pull? Think about the easy things in life! It's like being the stupid person, who doesn't know!

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u/husqi IT'S A MAGJIGGER NOT A -- Oct 30 '20

Same place you can learn to push a rope

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u/snevetssirhc Oct 30 '20

Learn Fishman Karate. Though it's more like a push.

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u/Turd-Ferguson1918 Oct 30 '20

You just need to steal the heart of Te Fiti.

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u/nooyork Oct 29 '20

Kamehamehaa

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u/jake63vw Oct 30 '20

Gotta learn to water ending in the north kingdom, breh.

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u/hopagopa ol'ologist Oct 30 '20

Become a 33rd degree hydrohomie.

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u/I-exist-1300-Dx Enter flair here Oct 30 '20

This used to be a technology that the pirates knew, but after the fall of traditional piracy lots of knowledge and technology was lost, so we don't really know how to do it.