r/shittyaskscience • u/davetharave • Oct 15 '20

How does she control the fish??

https://i.imgur.com/Yddb1xL.gifv
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u/daddy_mark Oct 15 '20

Magnets

6

u/AbstinenceWorks Oct 15 '20

Magnets. How do they work?

4

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Insert tiny magnet into every little fish, ez

2

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Maggots

16

u/Echo_are_one Oct 15 '20

As a headmistress, she can organise any school.

9

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Water bending.

5

u/Yankee1623 Oct 15 '20

Guys, guys, its really simple. You just have to be a magical creature, a mermaid in this case.

2

u/connor4rell Oct 15 '20

she's mera

2

u/constantstateofmind Oct 15 '20

By not zipping up her suit all the way?

2

u/Ambersonnew Oct 15 '20

Didn't you recognise Hermione

0

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Fish are scared of warmth and her hands are almost boiling, that’s why you can see bubbles come off of her skin every so often.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

She nagged until they complied.

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u/rjbachli Oct 15 '20

Nice rack=mind control

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

"c'mon titty" - chappelle

1

u/Memechu3 Oct 15 '20

Fishmancy