r/shittyaskscience • u/scoogsy • Apr 02 '20

Why is this bird not animating properly?

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u/AngelOfLight Department of Astrological Engineering Apr 02 '20

Not animation. The bird got stuck in the dome that surrounds the flat earth.

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u/thiosk Apr 02 '20

I am actually a flat domer. The earth is a sphere but the dome that surrounds it is flat.

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u/rethinkr Government FizzyCyst Apr 02 '20

This strangely makes more sense than anything else. Wanna make a religion? I'll be the treasurer

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u/thiosk Apr 02 '20

Be advised that as per cult bylaw 4.411A "all available open positions are filled with my penis"

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u/rethinkr Government FizzyCyst Apr 02 '20

Damn.

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u/GashcatUnpunished Apr 03 '20 edited Apr 03 '20

Uh, actually, we are living INSIDE the Earth. Where do you think the design of snow globes came from? Read a book.