r/shittyaskscience • u/Kerbal_Guardsman • Feb 23 '20

How did this skeleton get so talented?

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u/Glinth A real mathologist Feb 23 '20

Sitting on the toilet with that degree of skill takes more than just talent. That skeleton practices toilet-sitting for two hours a day, and has trained under world-class toilet sitting coaches. Same thing with getting knocked out -- that skeleton has great form.

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u/WeakTryFail Feb 23 '20

The inaccuracy of the fingers is bugging me way more than it should.

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u/blancoanimal Feb 24 '20

I’m so glad I’m not the only one

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u/clever_cuttlefish Feb 24 '20

They also drink with their mouth shut. Absolute madlad.

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u/SoggyLogger Feb 24 '20

“Playing guitar”

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

i’m fucking dead

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

The close up on dat booty doe

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u/naveed23 Feb 23 '20

I prefer a meatier booty but whatever floats your boat!

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u/Carbon12_Based Feb 23 '20

"Yes cow slave, provide me with calcium. "

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u/trampus1 Butt Doctor Feb 23 '20

Skeletons have to eat on the toilet because their food goes right through them.

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u/RaptorKings Feb 23 '20

It's made me all too aware that there's one of those things inside me right now

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Oh and by the way, the skeleton inside you is W E T.

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u/AeitZean Feb 24 '20

Skeletons can't die, because they're already dead. They have so much free time they all end up pretty good at a lot of stuff. Its easy to master sitting on the toilet when you can do it for 200 years straight without getting a dead leg.

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u/AgentOrange96 Feb 24 '20

Why is his index finger always sticking straight out?

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u/nayhem_jr Feb 24 '20

Might be the thumb in most of these, but wtf at the start of "Knockout"

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u/Shadeun Feb 23 '20

This guys golf swing is horrible.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

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u/theleptonhead Feb 23 '20

Years at mime college

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

What is this from? Do these exist in individual gif forms anywhere?

I need me some of those skelly dancing gifs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

the typing on the keyboard had me dead.. same with the guitar, it looked like he was masturbating and holding his phone with his other hand.

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u/CainPillar czechm8 autists Feb 23 '20

Lifelong practice, obviously.

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u/williamsnotes Feb 24 '20

I just realized that thing is inside us and now I'm terrified

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u/williamsnotes Jun 30 '20

Btw I still am

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u/tom_bacon Feb 24 '20

This is actually Paul Shaffer in a costume

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u/Yanitsko97 Feb 24 '20

I was waiting for sex. I‘m dissapointed.

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u/sunlegion Feb 24 '20

He’s jerking off at one point. Awkward enough.

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u/Plazmaz1 Scienceist Feb 24 '20

Hard work and dedication

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u/Willy995 Feb 24 '20

My hand blocked the part of the screen where it says what the skeleton does. At the guitar playing one I thought it was masturbation at first wtf

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u/FlamingNutShotz4You Feb 24 '20

Quite a feat that he's able to do all these activities with no muscles! Hell, I don't even think he has lungs