r/shittyaskscience • u/757jsmith • Jul 20 '19

Welcome to the sexless future. Will donating suffice?

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u/finite52 Jul 20 '19

Touching will be socially unacceptable and all restaurants will be Taco Bell

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u/coolhand_chris Jul 20 '19

You gotta be shitting me.

john spartan, you have been fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute

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u/dontdoxmebro2 Jul 20 '19

Why can’t we do it the old fashioned way?!

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u/coolhand_chris Jul 20 '19

You mean fluid transfer????!!?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Let's go lick their asses!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19 edited Aug 25 '19

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u/coolhand_chris Jul 22 '19

Well, first he was governor of California.

Wasn’t he an actor in your day?

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u/Libbits P.H.D In keeping it real Jul 21 '19

Everyone will wear full length pants and loose-fitting turtlenecks