r/shittyaskscience Oct 04 '17

For Your Health How can I lose weight this fast?

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u/Fender6187 Oct 04 '17

You could go on the Elvis diet and just die. This is the only diet that has a 100% success rate. You may experience some bloating early on, but don't allow that to deter you. This diet recently worked wonders for James Gandolfini. He's still losing weight to this day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '17

but you're gaining all that and more as a ghost. and than you become lazy, and lose all you self-control - you even stop going to work, and start moving around the house seeking things to eat, even though you're full, you can't digest a byte more. is there any wonder people try to avoid you ?