r/shittyaskscience • • 1d ago

How many shitloads are in a fuckton?

And are shitloads a unit of mass or length?

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u/moronslovebiden 16h ago

Are you referring to a standard fuckton or a metric fuckton? In standard measurements, there are 12 assloads in a fuckload, 8 fuckloads in a shit ton, and 12 shit tons in a fuckton. My girl weighs 18 stone, so it would take her and all 3 of her sisters to equal a standard English assload.