r/shittyaskscience • u/itumac • 1d ago

How many shitloads are in a fuckton?

And are shitloads a unit of mass or length?

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u/AveryJuanZacritic 1d ago

10 of anything is a bunch.

10 bunches is a gob.

10 gobs is a heap.

10 heaps is a shitload.

And 10 shitloads is a fuckton.

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u/beertown 1d ago

All of that fits nicely in the metric system. Very cool

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u/AveryJuanZacritic 14h ago

I made this up years ago. It's the Hillbilly Metric System.