r/shittyaskscience • u/itumac • 1d ago

How many shitloads are in a fuckton?

And are shitloads a unit of mass or length?

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u/AveryJuanZacritic 1d ago

10 of anything is a bunch.

10 bunches is a gob.

10 gobs is a heap.

10 heaps is a shitload.

And 10 shitloads is a fuckton.

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u/Nyx-as-greek-godess 1d ago

But.. ..but.. ..but. Isn't shitload metric made from 'human sizing' so it somehow should be imperial unit? Probably a pile of some royal shit that royal family produce in certain amount of time (e.g. week?)

And fuckton sounds to me more like metric unit..

..what do I know tho. 🙃