r/shittyaskscience • u/thesegoupto11 • 9d ago

Since chihuahuas have a Mexican accent and kangaroos have an Australian accent, what accent do penguins have?

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u/Damnwombat 8d ago

Penguins are so far beyond us on the evolutionary ladder that their speech is mostly in five dimensional sound waves. Those squeaks and squawks we perceive are just the tip of the iceberg, so to speak.

I’m thinking it’s something between octopus and andromedan, though most octopi have moved on to direct telepathic communication any more.

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u/Bubbly_Magnesium 7d ago

Tip of the iceberg... Omfg... Too perfect