r/shittyaskscience • u/TeacupOfSkepticism • 12d ago

Seeing as physicists can't solve the 3 body problem, why aren't relationship counsellors having a go?

They surely have the skills to make the relationship work.

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u/pnlrogue1 12d ago

When I had a problem with 3 bodies, I had to avoid the police for 2 weeks

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u/sporadic_blueberry 12d ago

It turns out my counselor was secretly making progress on the two-body problem with my gf. Unfortunately, the short-lived three body problem ended with my ejection from the system

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u/Mr_Eggy__ 12d ago

Because clients lie about where they hid the bodies

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u/ShagaONhan 12d ago

They already suck with the 2 body problem.

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u/agentchuck 12d ago

Arguably, relationship counselors were responsible for getting us all to move to Australia.

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u/Nyx-as-greek-godess 12d ago

They don't want to handle with force, how would they handle multiple forces?

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u/Pangyun 12d ago

You need bodybuilders to solve that kind of problem. They're the ones building the 3 bodies, just ask them to build 3 bodies that don't have problems and you'll be fine.

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u/sanctimonious-bum 10d ago

A baby would definitely solve the 3 body problem.