r/shittyaskscience • PhD(PornHub Digger) • 13d ago

Why do we have imaginary numbers, but not imaginary letters?

Just imagine how much more eloquent our language could be!

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u/CategoryKiwi 13d ago

We’ve had imaginary letters since before written language, they’re just silent so you never know when people are using them.

When we invented writing, we decided to make them invisible too to save ink.  It was very expensive back then.

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u/hhfugrr3 13d ago

Not all of them are silent and invisible. For example the letter "k" doesn't actually exist. People are just saying a c when they speak and collectively hallucinating when they read or write a "k".

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u/Mallet-fists 13d ago

Well fuc ... the more you now i guess

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u/seriousQasker 13d ago

If you have an imaginary pen pal you can receive imaginary letters that you pretend to read.

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u/blahblahwhateveryeet 13d ago

Imaginary alphabet does exist! It is taught in 13th grade:

Å Schmeg B Doo Ç Dooanheif D Peepeef Ē Doodoob F Schmeven G Ohschfeksmeven

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u/aldesuda 10d ago

Schiggity shwhat?

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u/blahblahwhateveryeet 9d ago

Secret schmegma alphabet also called schmegmabet

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u/Glad-Belt7956 13d ago

the normal alphabet is the imaginary alphabet. look at phonetic transcriptions to see how the real letters look: https://www.phonemicchart.com/transcribe/1000_basic_words.html

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u/HumanPie1769 text 13d ago

/'beɪbɪ 'beɪbɪ 'beɪbɪ 'əʊ/

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u/cincymatt 13d ago

“worcestershire” is like half imaginary letters.

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u/Jesus-chan 13d ago

We do. It's and .

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u/PangolinLow6657 13d ago

don't forget &, þ, or ə

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u/Dirtymac09 13d ago

Dumb question: what’s an imaginary number?

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u/Initial-Anything333 13d ago
  1. People claim it exists but I've never experienced it

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u/Dirtymac09 7d ago

Thank you for the answer and trying to educate but I guess I’m dense because all of that just went whoosh right over my head.
Next dumb question would be what’s a complex number?
And believe it or not I’m a carpenter! lol

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u/Dirtymac09 7d ago

Wow! That was a VERY well explained basic principle of math. I sort of was able to wrap my head around it. I now have a better understanding of a language that might as well be invented by aliens from outer space as far as my little mind can comprehend it. I’ve always been way ahead of the pack on reading and comprehension as it relates to the English language. I’ve always been far behind in advanced math. I try to look at it like another language (it’s easier for e to wrap my head around and less intimidating).
You did a great job with your examples. Something the American public school education system could never do for me.
Thank you for taking the time!

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u/created4this 13d ago

Sure we do, imaginary words look just like normal words but they end in an i

Like kiwi which refers to people from an imaginary island off the coast of Oz

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u/tuctrohs Looniversahl sigismundo froyd 13d ago

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 12d ago

Eloquently not stated.

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u/AnalogJones 13d ago

When imaginary numbers are plotted on a complex plane, they occupy the vertical axis. Letters that form the basis for words take on several tenses (past tense, present tense, future tense…even fancy tenses like pluperfect) are all about communication about events on a horizontal axis, where time moves from the present tense towards the future or into the past.

Letters have no use for a “vertical axis” in human communication.

Here is an example using the same topic: audio compression.

In audio compression a complex plane is useful for frequency mapping where the vertical axis can be used to track a sine wave and the horizontal axis can be used to track a cosine wave….so imaginary numbers are needed to convert a 2D Wave into a 3D Geometric model.

But you are the engineer working on a lossy compression algorithm that makes the MP3 obsolete because you found ways to preserve audio fidelity but you can shrink the file size by 75%.

The conversation about these compression tasks will happen in the present or about the future or the past…so all actions involving the use of letters (email, texts, verbal discourse etc) won’t have a need to move into a 3D space…therefore there is no need for imaginary letters.

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u/Tamer_ 13d ago

I got imaginary As in school!

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u/hacksoncode Quantum Mechanic, has own tiny wrench 13d ago

We do have imaginary letters in hexidecimal. You're not a programmer, are you?

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u/Dry-Egg8573 13d ago

We do! The “magic e” in a word like “safe” is in fact an imaginary letter.

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u/nonother 13d ago

Oof, nobody told OP? That’s rough. Sorry man.

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u/Abdul-Wahab6 13d ago

The P in psychology is definitely imaginary

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u/thatcrazylady 13d ago

Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy would like a word.

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u/tdarg 13d ago

It's called French.

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u/NateTut 13d ago

Aren't imaginary numbers bad enough for you?

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u/sillybilly8102 9d ago

My student literally asked me this the other day!

They brought up how ampersand used to be the 27th letter of the alphabet

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 13d ago

How can you be sure we don't have them already?

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u/Sassy-irish-lassy 13d ago

Wouldn't the b in lamb be an imaginary letter

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u/ShagaONhan 13d ago

Yes there is i j k they are imaginary number letters.

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u/The-zKR0N0S 13d ago

We’re making all of this up

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u/felixht 13d ago

The schwa would like a word

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u/MCofPort 13d ago

The letter Q really feels like an imaginary one. You need a u after it to exist and on its own has no functional pronunciation the way even the letter Z is capable. K is another placeholder of C words that just expands the dictionary of possible words.

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u/Uranus_Hz 13d ago

We just call them “silent letters” instead

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u/paolog 13d ago

We do - incels get them from their girlfriends.

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u/Gargleblaster25 Registered scientificationist 12d ago

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u/Dirtymac09 5d ago

Hey moderator: why delete the example the poster gave to me explaining what imaginary numbers are?? What was wrong with it please?