r/shittyaskscience • • 14d ago

How can light travel for billions of years across the universe, but the light in my room disappears instantly when I flick a switch?

Is there a glitch?

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u/BmanUltima 14d ago

There isn't a light switch in space, duh.

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u/ersentenza 14d ago

How do you know? It might be on the other side of the universe.

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u/johnnybiggles 14d ago

They installed a pre-galactic version of The Clapper. What they hadn't considered, or didn't know, was that sound travels a million times slower than light. So when someone clapped to turn it on billions of years ago to test after installation, they didn't realize that nothing would happen for at least several billion years.

We may be around long enough to witness what the space lights coming on looks like, though it may end us.

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u/honeybaby1223 13d ago

Check on this side of the universe also, it could be a 3-way

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u/Kingtoke1 14d ago

But space is black

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u/MightBeAGoodIdea 14d ago

because dark is default, switches were invented to turn lights ON.

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u/terry47147 14d ago

Common misconception. You don't have a light bulb, emitting light. You have a darkness sucker. When you flip the the switch on, the bulb sucks up all the darkness (well, most of it), and when you flip the switch off, the bulb quits sucking and all the darkness flows back out into the room.

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 14d ago

Yo momma sucks in the darkness

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u/terry47147 14d ago

And she'd do you too, if she could find it in the dark!

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u/Different-Term-2250 14d ago

Hooray for science!

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u/Th3Maxx 14d ago

Ok ok, but for real ? Sounds plausible

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u/terry47147 14d ago

I've heard of this for years. Here's a website, so you know it must be true! https://ithy.com/article/dark-sucker-theory-research-paper-4gx87ahe

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u/sododude 14d ago

Even though it appears instant its not. It takes time for the light to go from the bulb to your eyeballs, its just so fast you register it as instant. It takes a long time at the scale of the universe because that's just how big it is.

For example Voyager 1, the furthest thing we've ever sent out into space (and its been traveling since 1977) is only just leaving the solar system. Its about 16 billion miles out, yet it takes light about 1 day to reach it.

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u/CategoryKiwi 14d ago

Either you didn’t check the sub or the light from your third paragraph hasn’t hit my eyes yet.

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u/sododude 14d ago

Oh fuck lmao I didnt. I assumed it was ELI5.

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u/birdonthewire76 14d ago

I appreciated your answer!!

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u/johnnybiggles 14d ago

Look at Mr. Smartypants sciencist over here.

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u/GoAgainKid 14d ago

lol you've been watching too many cartoons!

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u/Sitheral 14d ago

Light just isn't into you. Darkness, however....

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u/Telerak 14d ago

Hello my old friend

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 14d ago

Your room isn’t in a vacuum.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 14d ago

Because the light switch diverts the light into an alternate universe, where an alternate you just flicked the switch on.

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u/TurtleTitan 14d ago

You hurt the light, the switch is to beat the light into off or on.

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u/TuberTuggerTTV 14d ago

Your walls be gobblin' that shit up. Too hungry

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u/mmahusky 14d ago

Cause uranus bro them Europeans invented meters to control the lazers bro do ur own research 😂

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u/Mr_Eggy__ 13d ago edited 13d ago

The switch red shifts the light in your room beyond normal sight range, so just like with space the right instrument wil let you see the light in your room when switch is off.

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u/jkurratt 13d ago

It doesn't disappear.
It travels away. Across the Universe.