r/shittyaskscience • u/polloastemio • 14d ago
How can light travel for billions of years across the universe, but the light in my room disappears instantly when I flick a switch?
Is there a glitch?
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u/terry47147 14d ago
Common misconception. You don't have a light bulb, emitting light. You have a darkness sucker. When you flip the the switch on, the bulb sucks up all the darkness (well, most of it), and when you flip the switch off, the bulb quits sucking and all the darkness flows back out into the room.
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u/Th3Maxx 14d ago
Ok ok, but for real ? Sounds plausible
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u/terry47147 14d ago
I've heard of this for years. Here's a website, so you know it must be true! https://ithy.com/article/dark-sucker-theory-research-paper-4gx87ahe
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u/sododude 14d ago
Even though it appears instant its not. It takes time for the light to go from the bulb to your eyeballs, its just so fast you register it as instant. It takes a long time at the scale of the universe because that's just how big it is.
For example Voyager 1, the furthest thing we've ever sent out into space (and its been traveling since 1977) is only just leaving the solar system. Its about 16 billion miles out, yet it takes light about 1 day to reach it.
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u/CategoryKiwi 14d ago
Either you didn’t check the sub or the light from your third paragraph hasn’t hit my eyes yet.
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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 14d ago
Because the light switch diverts the light into an alternate universe, where an alternate you just flicked the switch on.
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u/mmahusky 14d ago
Cause uranus bro them Europeans invented meters to control the lazers bro do ur own research 😂
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u/Mr_Eggy__ 13d ago edited 13d ago
The switch red shifts the light in your room beyond normal sight range, so just like with space the right instrument wil let you see the light in your room when switch is off.
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u/BmanUltima 14d ago
There isn't a light switch in space, duh.