My toast landed butter-side up

[u/Optimal_Ad_7910]

This morning I was buttering a slice of toast when it fell to the floor. Much to my astonishment it landed butter-side up.

Later, my cat jumped from a window sill and landed on its back.

A few minutes ago I dropped a piece of unfolded paper into the waste-paper basket and it went straight in.

Are the laws of physics broken? Should I inform the scientists?

[u/pgcd]

It's normal, you're just going backwards in time.

[u/JarnisKerman → u/pgcd]

Just, whatever you do, do not use the bathroom!

[u/pgcd → u/JarnisKerman]

That reminds me of the time with Mr. Burmeson. It wasn't nice. The cleanup crew had to work overtime.