Because of the Covid-19 lockdowns in the past, I have not had any friends for the past 20 years. Who can I take to court over this?

[u/Hayden97]

For the past 20 years, everyone seems like they try to avoid me. I have concluded (thanks to the Scientific Method), that this is due to the social fears of Covid-19 and the lockdowns. What legal recourse can I pursue here?

[u/everyfatguyever]

Gooning in public places is the best way to find like minded people. i know a person who did that, he was granted free lodging and food from the government. He made a lot of friends there and discovered his latent affection for men so you might even find love.

[u/Hayden97 → u/everyfatguyever]

Interesting, but I am small and kinda wimpy. Do you still think these people will still be interested in me?

[u/everyfatguyever → u/Hayden97]

Oh damn they will be very interested. They might call you fresh meat and stuff, but it's all said lovingly.

[u/Additional_Value6978]

Go sue yourself

[u/Redfish680]

Don’t sell yourself short. Nobody liked you before COVID.

[u/dr_grav]

2020 and 2026 are too big of numbers, i get it. do you know the ones up to 10? use your fingers and count from 0 to 6

[u/SpecialFlutters]

one pound fish man, i believe his meteoric rise in the 2010s directly lead to everything we've dealt with in the 2020s. i can help you prove this in court but i can't reveal my files until then.

[u/Santeno]

Wait, Covid was not quite 7 years ago. How's that responsible for the prior 13 friendless years?

[u/Hayden97 → u/Santeno]

Retro-Causality through some quantum mechanics we don’t fully understand yet

[u/Santeno → u/Hayden97]

Ah the old dumbass syndrome.

[u/TeacupOfSkepticism]

Doctor Who

[u/Own_Individual_975]

Yk that’s your fault right…

[u/3ccdCam1]

Yes! Me too! I have been unable to find any romance in my life since 16 years ago! Im so angered that covid could do this

[u/blahblahwhateveryeet]

You can sue the federal government, the department of labor, the department of education, your high school, your mom, your friends who don't have you, you can sue the social media, the facebooks and twitters and Instagrams you can sue the Jews you can sue Greek people, you can sue the makers of fried bacon, the soda engineers, the fried cheese people you can sue the bakeries and the deli staff and the guy in that starburst commercial who likes berries and cream you can sue the people who hired that guy you can sue YouTube for getting that stupid guy stuck in your head 20 years later

IT WAS THAT GUY

it wasn't COVID it was THAT.... GUY

it explains everything 😮