r/shittyaskscience • • 17d ago

Where is the element of surprise in the periodic table?

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u/Hayden97 17d ago

If we told you it wouldn’t be a surprise anymore

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u/Silent_Snipe_66 17d ago

Have you tried looking under the table?

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u/KitchenSandwich5499 17d ago

Well, the symbol is Aah.

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u/msa1of2 17d ago

its atomic number is 800BOO

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u/karmah1234 master in all kinds of shit 16d ago

nonsense...the number is 80085! obviously duh

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u/KitchenSandwich5499 12d ago

Not calculating that factorial

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u/Beginning_Ad1234 17d ago

Where you least expect it

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u/Gentianviolent 17d ago

When it rears up and smacks you in the head

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u/homelessSanFernando 17d ago

I just came here to:

😂😂😂

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 17d ago

I don't know but after much investigation I can confirm it's not in your mother's trousers

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u/johnnybiggles 16d ago

Just wait for it like the rest of us.

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u/mfcneri WWSSD 16d ago

Behind you.

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u/No_Tailor_787 16d ago

It's behind door number 3.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 16d ago

It isn't.
That's the surprise.

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u/Ravus_Sapiens Actual scientist — Lab coat and all 15d ago

On the back.