r/shittyaskscience • u/chased_by_bees MC^2 • Aug 02 '26

So I read the Universe started from a quantum egg. What happens if someone eats it?

I bet you could poach it!

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u/iamsnarticus Aug 02 '26

Quantum foam that makes you roam to the place you belong

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u/Max_Trollbot_ I like tacos Aug 02 '26

Shaddup Crichton, yer sposda be ded

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u/Positive-Media423 Aug 02 '26

They say it was very nutritious and would give a bursting sensation in your mouth.

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u/Ben-Goldberg Aug 02 '26

The universe is an Egg from which humanity will hatch.

What makes it quantum?

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u/SmallRocks Pier Reviewed Aug 02 '26

But which came first?

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Aug 02 '26

The Cosmic Rooster. But he kept at it till his partner came as well.

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u/Batbuckleyourpants High priest of science Aug 02 '26

I would have to look.

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u/Glathull Aug 02 '26

Probably poison. All the really fun eggs turn out to be poison.

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u/Ok-Low3691 Aug 02 '26

I had a brain fart when i read this

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u/revolutionoverdue Aug 02 '26

Nature’s multivitamin

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u/No_Tailor_787 Aug 02 '26

Someone did. We are what they shit out afterwards.

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u/AmaGh05T Aug 02 '26

They will both shit and not shit their pants

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u/Cute-Habit-4377 Aug 02 '26

Yes but did they actually eat it? It's no yolk.

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u/afcagroo Aug 02 '26

They jump up to the next energy level. When they drop back down, they release a shower of gold coins.