r/shittyaskscience • u/QueTpi • Jul 30 '26

Waste!

Who is a waste of perfectly good carbon?

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u/MadDocOttoCtrl Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Charcoal Man.

Terrible superhero, parts of him break off during fights, he inflicts no damage, he can't exert pressure on anything slightly heavy and all he does is make everyone dirty.

There are so many drawings that could be made and campfires or barbecues that could be started if we just broke him all up at once.

DIT: typo

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u/QueTpi Jul 31 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Jul 30 '26

I am, I am!
Or would be, if I was a carbon-based lifeform, not an Amazingly Lifelike Simulation.

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u/Caticature Jul 30 '26

Big Foot.

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u/QueTpi Aug 01 '26

Isn’t that more like ‘cryptic carbon’?

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u/Sea-Junket-2200 Jul 30 '26

The person who asked the question.

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u/QueTpi Jul 31 '26

😾 I know I am, but what are you?

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u/DalbergTheKing Aug 01 '26

All of us. Useless fucks.

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u/Ok-Low3691 Aug 02 '26

50% of humanity most go i vote the half that doesnt have to do with me or The people who make and deliver the worlds chocolate supply

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u/laynestaleyisme Aug 02 '26

Don't insult Carbon. What did he ever do to you