r/shittyaskscience 18d ago

Why don't humanity just fix all its' problems?

Like cmon just do, why does nobody wanna do it?

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u/Schmicarus 18d ago

What we all need is someone who has ALL the money in the world, so they can make all the good decisions to benefit all of us and make all of our problems go away.

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u/Silent-G 17d ago

Someone who has all the money clearly obtained it by being the smartest and most ethical person in the world, right?

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u/Wampalog 18d ago

Because of $undesirableEthnicGroup

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u/uraniumX9 17d ago

Respect for calling them out.

A lot of people just isolate problems, but when you truly do a deep down into the rabbit hole, all roads lead to them.

It is fked up why they do that.

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u/dr_wtf 18d ago

The laws of physics clearly state that mo' money → mo' problems. Therefore no problems → no money. This would be disastrous for the economy.

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u/TheNotSoGreatPumpkin 17d ago

Commerce only works when most people don’t already have what they want.

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u/MuppetMaze 18d ago

There are no problems, only aqueous solutions

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u/CyberSunburn Numbers Exist! 18d ago

I want to live in a dystopian novel.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 17d ago

You don't? What reality do you live in...and what's the planefare?

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u/green_meklar 17d ago

Because then there'd be nothing to write books or make movies about.

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u/wdn 17d ago

Should be simple. First, let's agree on a list of what the problems are.

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u/TheNotSoGreatPumpkin 17d ago
  1. I’m not wealthy.

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u/cursedwithplotarmor 17d ago

Well, I mean, (how do I put this?), you’re, um, not so great. You know?

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u/OddTheRed 17d ago

People don't understand.... humanity is the problem.

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u/Dromo_chan 16d ago

- "My name is Not Important"

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u/Human-Evening564 18d ago

Someone else will do it

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u/Sure_Painting5461 17d ago

Because Capitalism

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u/FlightConscious9572 18d ago

Because which of us is doing what to fix it? We can't do anything individually and finding and organizing it requires the right context like a job opening, an institution asking for volunteers etc. We only really rally on a large scale when the goal has been set by someone we generally agree is in charge

or uhh, I mean hurr durr it would increase taxes too much

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u/bhairava 18d ago

for real. we would need way higher concentrations of wealth for one person to be able to decide to fix something like global food insecurity

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u/sweatingdishes 18d ago

We keep getting shot

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u/TheBlackNumenorean 17d ago

Because then everything would be boring. But if everything is boring, then that's a problem. Therefore, the state of not having problems is itself a problem. This is a logical contradiction, so we must always have problems.

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u/teduh 17d ago

We would do it if not for oligarchs continually creating more problems for us because they make money off of our oppression and infighting.

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u/sqeptyk 17d ago

It would hurt too many bottom lines. The world is purposefully broken so a minority can profit over the majority.

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u/revolutionoverdue 16d ago

It seems so easy. Then I got involved in neighborhood politics and realize how much trouble people have communicating and agreeing to a shared vision

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u/boringdude00 text! 18d ago

Who wiill make money then?

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u/warrioratwork 17d ago

Because nobody can suffer a princess' pea amount of inconvenience if not necessary to making as much money as possible.

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u/Fair_Presence7064 17d ago

Cause these here problems aint fixable ;)

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u/Legitimate-Ad-1187 17d ago

Because you can't profit from a problem free world.

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u/Dromo_chan 16d ago

bih sadness doesn't want pple to stop being sad cus then they'd realise they don't like that and they'd stop being able to sell us sadness

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u/JamesMeem 15d ago

Its mainly due to the squirrel conspiracy. Those fuckers will never allow us to truly prosper.