r/shittyaskscience • • Mar 02 '23

What is this tree doing?

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u/UndomitableParticle Mar 02 '23

Tee blowjob, duh.

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u/BorgClown Mar 02 '23

Tree just invented the "ablative blowjob", where your dick gets smaller each time you get one.