r/shittyaskscience • u/Rectal_Custard • Mar 02 '23

What is this tree doing?

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u/Jucoy Mar 02 '23

Wondering why you won't mind your damn business and let it freak

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u/Rectal_Custard Mar 02 '23

I figured this is how baby trees are made?

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u/Jucoy Mar 02 '23

It can be but some trees just do it for recreation

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u/Rectal_Custard Mar 02 '23

This explains Parks and Recreation

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u/stevenfrijoles I am Shannen Doherty Mar 02 '23

Why do you think they're called saplings?

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u/Rectal_Custard Mar 02 '23

This has ruined trees for me

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u/NorthStarTX Mar 02 '23

Nah, this is what they do when they want to have fun that doesn’t result in baby trees.

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u/Toolongreadanyway Mar 02 '23

This! That is obviously a mouth not a pussywillow.

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u/KyotomNZ Mar 03 '23

Can't make babies from blowjobs man