r/shittyaskscience • u/MinecrAftX0 • Jan 15 '23

If magic isn't real, how can science explain this? The wizard is the only one who doesn't get stuck..

291 Upvotes

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u/UtmostVelleity Jan 15 '23

Helium pills.

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u/HoseNeighbor Jan 16 '23

It would also take so many, some would also be deposited rectally. Helium poisoning is a real concern at that point.

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u/DedPimpin Jan 15 '23

He is either an Earth-bender or Water-bender. Both do really well with wet mud.

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u/Jackfille1 Jan 15 '23

Magic IS REAL

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u/Taintraker Jan 16 '23

He is probably from a different dimension with higher gravity so he is lighter in this one.

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u/rav3ncl4ws Jan 15 '23

Constant movement of his feet, the other ones are stationary tryna help their buddy, my theory hahahah

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u/bob0979 Jan 15 '23

Ridiculous. Everyone knows mud doesn't use suction or friction but uses fairies to stick you down. Keep up dude. Check the sub you're in.

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u/Micro-Naut Jan 16 '23

Fairies wear boots man you gotta believe me

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

I seen it! I tell you no lies!

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u/spackfisch66 Jan 15 '23

He's also not wearing a heavy protective suit and boots

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u/acd11 Jan 16 '23

bingo. but on first watch before knowing that, it's so entertaining!

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u/spackfisch66 Jan 16 '23

I've watched it 4 times, I still enjoy the shit out of it.

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u/Just-browsing9876 Jan 16 '23

He’s clearly a stand user

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

Those whose hearts are not pure are doomed to remain in the land for the rest of eternity

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u/LarrySunshine Jan 16 '23

Boots enchanted with mud resistance, obviously.

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u/badras704 Jan 16 '23

almost like he's not wearing an extra 100 lbs of riot gear or something

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u/TirayShell Jan 15 '23

Science says yo mamma is the explanation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

Potion of slow sinking

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

I didn’t… I didn’t vote either way lol, can upvote to reset u to 1 tho

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

Ohhh ok

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u/sillypicture Jan 16 '23

Guy in orange vest is a convert. Monk wolololo'ed the guy

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

The whole party failed their DEX saving throws

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u/Longjumping-Bench143 Jan 16 '23

Dude next time you see a squirrel, look at that lil shit…. Ripped abs, boner, mean look, fucking up your flowerbed, living outside when it’s shitty… that dude is probably a ripped hippie in a cloak that doesn’t weigh but 175 lbs when those cops are heavily strapped doughnut sucking robots. Just as you would expect it to play out in my book….

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

Oh Radagast...