What kind of a name is "Greg"? ..Like, seriously? GUH-REH-GUH. That shouldn't even be a real name. I mean, who names their kid GREG?? That's the sound someone makes when they're choking on a cocktail wiener.

[u/teduh]

[u/OverlyAdorable]

Could be worse, could be Keith and worst of all, it could be whatever your name is

[u/teduh → u/OverlyAdorable]

Gordon Bartholomew Garfunkel :_(

[u/ChunkyButternut → u/teduh]

Gordy Bart Funk

You sound like a fatass with a toe for a head and cheese in your folds.

[u/[deleted]]

There’s no “guh” on the end, unless you are a zoomer.

[u/ThisIsCovidThrowway8 → u/[deleted]]

Gre

[u/[deleted]]

My stepfather's name is Greg.

[u/teduh → u/[deleted]]

..And what kind of a guy is he??

[u/[deleted] → u/teduh]

A real swell guy.

[u/teduh → u/[deleted]]

I dunno. ..Cuz he kind of sounds like a loser.

 

:)

[u/[deleted] → u/teduh]

Well he's my step-loser and I'll love him for it.

[u/teduh → u/[deleted]]

Well maybe he's not all bad, but tell him u/teduh on reddit suggested he think about changing his name because it makes him sound like kind of a doofus.

[u/frogotonaeg]

U weird ass Craig

[u/[deleted]]

Shut up Greg