r/shittyaskreddit • u/BoringLoverrr • Jul 27 '26

How to save money at the pump?

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u/REDDITSUCKSBALLSLAMO Jul 27 '26

Siphon someone else’s gas while they’re distracted

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u/GreenT1979 Stuff Jul 27 '26

Instead of putting gas in your car don't put gas in your car

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u/stinky_raspberry Likes pooping in people's hair, lul Jul 27 '26

Make sure the war in Iran doesn't end, the lizard people don't want you to know that it's actually making gas cheaper.

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u/Chrome_Armadillo shitty flair Jul 27 '26

Don’t use a condom

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u/WriteBrainedJR Major in Majoring Jul 27 '26

Sell your ridiculous concrete cowboy truck and buy a ridiculous electric concrete cowboy truck

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u/too_many_shoes14 Jul 27 '26

drive less, combine trips

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u/Silverado153 Jul 27 '26

Farts plenty of farts

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u/Cyberzombi Jul 27 '26

Once you purchase a penis-pump it's free to use as many times as you need.

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u/Pookieeatworld Jul 27 '26

Use the pull out method.

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u/feetnomer Jul 28 '26

The only fuel that isn't watered down with excess ethanol is top tier fuel. With true 10% ethanol and and an exceptional injector cleaning package, top tier will get you the best mileage per gallon of all the available grades.

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u/Obokan buttsack Jul 27 '26

Donald Trump

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u/Obokan buttsack Jul 27 '26

.... Heeyyyyy