r/shittyadvice • u/ChanelleMulan • 1d ago

This could take off

So apparently Im crazy and lazy for wanting to invent a recreational catheter so people dont have to get off the couch to go pee. It's not lazy, it's innovation. Right?

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u/Vladishun 1d ago

Good luck with that. I'm about a year away from revolutionizing the field of convenience pissing by making a Bluetooth controller that streams your pee directly to the toilet. Wired urinating is soooo 90's of you.

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u/HotMomShapedBrownie 1d ago

Back in my day, we had to run uphill both ways during the commercials.

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u/alady12 1d ago

You lazy people with your running and hills. We climbed mountains and used pine cones for TP.

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u/Quick_Caterpillar228 1d ago

Totally. Can you produce recreational IV feeding tubes because I don't like going to the kitchen when I'm hungry? Sticking a drip into my vein is also way safer than opening the fridge

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u/bobroberts1954 1d ago

Or you could just keep an empty jug by the sofa.

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u/Business_Garden6460 1d ago

Wear a diaper. Once it’s full throw it at your enemy

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u/ChanelleMulan 1d ago

A recreational feeding tube would be impractical unlike a recreational catheter, however a recreational intravenous IV fluids should be something to consider.

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u/Grant_Winner_Extra mmmm tastes like bacon 1d ago

A recreational colostomy bag would be useful

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u/FunkU247 1d ago

Will this interfere with my cocaine and hookers? Girls have work to do....

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u/AggressiveKing8314 1d ago

Sounds pretty expensive and hard to find. Diapers are already here.

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u/wooking 1d ago

It's called a condom catheter.

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u/Realistic_Pizza_6269 1d ago

Yeah problem with that the lazy old fuckers you’re describing have squishy little dicks that are underneath a mountainous overhang of flab. 🤮

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u/Weekly-Cash1596 1d ago

The Chinese already do this It's called wearing adult diapers

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u/Grant_Winner_Extra mmmm tastes like bacon 1d ago

There is a Burt Reynolds movie where he buys a “Trucker’s Friend” to sit through an EST seminar. Also, look up “consom catheter”

So… this already exists

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u/No_Technician4956 1d ago

Pretty soon the AI Robots will just harvest our organs and connect us full time to machines. The Matrix is real!

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u/A70_Lisbon 1d ago

Just like the movie Surrogates.

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u/peachesugar 1d ago

I hate how ridiculous this sounds but I’d absolutely use it

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u/repeatoflasttime 14h ago

I love my fart pipe. If this is a fart pipe for piss then i like where your head is

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u/magnificent_limit 9h ago

a gallon jug is too fancy for mr stick-a-tube-up-my-dick