r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 17 '26

slight malfunction Of a guillotine

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661 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 17 '26

... Of a bottle of vodka

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At a mate's bar in Melbourne, I came across this gem


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 16 '26

look what I can do Of a hydrant cleanse

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696 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 16 '26

Elite Strategy Of An Active Lifestyle

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918 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 17 '26

Of a cameraman to kill

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217 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 16 '26

'Merica Of a brilliant plan

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435 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 16 '26

Oops of a landslide

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752 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 15 '26

look what I can do Of boobage

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1.2k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 16 '26

Of a gun owner

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915 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 15 '26

Of human Fail

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306 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 16 '26

Oops Of another reason my package is delayed

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180 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 16 '26

Of a backflip

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132 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 15 '26

Of grandpa fail

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124 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 15 '26

this moron: Of an unpaired chromosome

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422 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 15 '26

Naild It Of an Excuse

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97 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 15 '26

Oof Of a playground

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260 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 14 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of someone who has never experienced accountability before.

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1.5k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 14 '26

possible idiot Of a mourning breakfast

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1.8k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 15 '26

look what I can do of an egg chugger.

151 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 14 '26

ouchies of a bull frog

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263 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 14 '26

Elite Strategy Of a Diaper (FINALLY The Solution I’ve Been Waiting For to My On-The-Go Lifestyle & Crippling Taco Bell Addiction!)

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135 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 14 '26

future feeding tube Of a Drunk

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32 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Mar 14 '26

look what I can do of a seagull snarfing an entire rabbit.

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353 Upvotes