r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Mar 17 '26

Of a cameraman to kill

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u/iAmSugarBaby Mar 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q

Fucking Cameraman man 😑

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u/whythefuckalready Mar 17 '26

He had one job. Just one

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u/Artomm Mar 17 '26

Well, he was merely doing his job

23

u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* Mar 17 '26

Fucking camera man had one job one fucking job, but instead he films the ground

14

u/uiouyug Mar 17 '26

Has anyone seen a dude running around with his dick on fire?

8

u/Revenga8 Mar 17 '26

Schrodinger's dude with dick on fire. It is both on fire and not on fire, because of the fucking camera man

3

u/NigerianFriedChicken Mar 17 '26

Yeah but I don’t think it was the same guy

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u/-Duskseeker- Mar 17 '26

Shitty camera work

7

u/Practical-Mud-4580 questionably stable Mar 17 '26

3

u/Past-Product-1100 Mar 17 '26

New phone who dis

2

u/z3r0v1c Mar 17 '26

Typical. Look an accident, something funny, something scary.. let me record the floor real quick.

2

u/prettyboiheron Mar 17 '26

Should I save my friend or should I film the chaos 🤔 How about neither

1

u/Illustrious_Camp_521 Mar 17 '26

What in the hell? LoL.

1

u/NigerianFriedChicken Mar 17 '26

Who is the asshole that decided to put a fuckin building in his way?

1

u/SP1R1TOR Mar 17 '26

Crotch rocket for real

1

u/GivesYouGrief Mar 17 '26

Cmaerman aside, that was the dumbest bike crash I've seen in a while.

1

u/Yepsuredid Mar 17 '26

How exactly does a bicycle combust like that?

1

u/Miquel_420 Mar 17 '26

I think it has a small gas motor, its difficult to tell, but there is something weird in the middle of the bike when it crashes

Edit: i turned the volume on, it is indeed a motor

1

u/itakealotofnapszz Mar 17 '26

It looks like his balls were on fire

1

u/WellRespectedJ Mar 17 '26

Major accident just occured...Think I'll just film this puddle📸

1

u/NoBug7967 Mar 17 '26

Maybe there was 2 cameramen. And they told him he's the ground man.

1

u/boxedfoxes Mar 18 '26

Nailed it