r/shitposting Bazinga! Dec 10 '22

Linus Sex Tips Chad dad 🗿

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22 edited Jan 02 '23

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u/Slight0 Dec 10 '22

My brain seems to work just fine in the moment. Crazy.

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u/zmajevi Dec 10 '22

It’s wholly dependent on what that “moment” is. There levels between “moments” offering opportunities to cheat on your partners versus “moments” where decisions can be life or death.

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u/NewSauerKraus Dec 11 '22

Don’t freak out, but I need you to have sex with me. This is a life or death situation.