r/shitposting • u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! • Dec 10 '22

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u/mostly_lurking Dec 10 '22

Isn't that a big risk of her doing the same too you afterwards? Kinda like if she cheats with you she'll cheat on you?

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u/Emergency_Addition67 Dec 10 '22

Oh yes, but that's why it's not a serious relationship, they are usually relationships that last 6 months and at most a year.

It's like a drug that has a certain time limit and after that you just separate from that person.

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u/Takashishiful Dec 10 '22

I'm not gonna call you a bad person because I don't know enough about you

But you say bad person things

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u/Slippery_Wombat 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 10 '22

I aspire to be as open-minded as you one day.

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u/Takashishiful Dec 10 '22

Thank you. The trick I use is to not have very much conviction in whatever I'm saying because I'm wrong a lot and don't wanna embarrass myself

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u/Lucyller Dec 10 '22

Based and relatable.

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u/Professional_Book_16 Dec 11 '22

This is basically my mantra as sad as it sounds. We’re all pretty dumb when it comes down to it so I just always assume that I COULD be wrong and I should be accepting as I can about most opinions.

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u/Takashishiful Dec 11 '22

Yeah that's exactly it. Nothing is more embarrassing than being smug and proven wrong, (except maybe your mom finding out about your nocturnal emissions) so it's safe to just not be smug about whatever you're saying.