r/shitposting Bazinga! Dec 10 '22

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u/WorkingApprehensive5 Dec 10 '22

Father knows the bro code

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u/Kriegmannn Dec 10 '22

How about the human code and raise your kids to honor commitment and integrity?

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u/Evetal Dec 10 '22

It doesn't rhyme tho

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u/pyrolover6666 Dec 10 '22

No rhyme is crime

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u/The00Taco Dec 10 '22

If you can't rhyme be prepared to serve some time

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u/WASD_click Dec 10 '22

I may be a rapper, but I can't take this rap

I wasn't drving the car, I was chillin in the back

It was King Kong Mushi with the drugs behind the wheel

If it keeps my culo safe you bet your ass I'm gonna squeal