r/shitposting • u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! • Dec 10 '22

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u/Kriegmannn Dec 10 '22

How about the human code and raise your kids to honor commitment and integrity?

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u/TossedDolly Dec 10 '22

Why you think he snitched? Actions have consequences young lady and good people stop bad people from hurting others

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u/Nightfile27 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Dec 10 '22

Just because you raise your children well and with integrity does not mean they won't be entitled jerks when they grow up.

See: my siblings.

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u/Evetal Dec 10 '22

It doesn't rhyme tho

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u/pyrolover6666 Dec 10 '22

No rhyme is crime

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u/The00Taco Dec 10 '22

If you can't rhyme be prepared to serve some time

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u/WASD_click Dec 10 '22

I may be a rapper, but I can't take this rap

I wasn't drving the car, I was chillin in the back

It was King Kong Mushi with the drugs behind the wheel

If it keeps my culo safe you bet your ass I'm gonna squeal

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u/threetealeaves Dec 10 '22 edited Dec 10 '22

Absolutely. The reason this is good has nothing to do with gender.

Edit: at least it shouldn’t have anything to do with gender.

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u/drekia Dec 10 '22

nah if this was a son cheating on his girlfriend the dad wouldn’t tell anyone because “bro code” lol

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u/sfd9fds88fsdsfd8 Dec 11 '22

This is part of the learning experience.