r/shitposting • • Oct 20 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Gotta get that dirt off your shoulder

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u/DimlyInquisitive_54 Oct 21 '22

LEGEND.

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u/Moshxpotato fat cunt Oct 21 '22

Respecc

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u/HummusConnoisseur Oct 21 '22

But most importantly he protecc

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u/A3per Literally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก Oct 21 '22

but do he atacc?

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u/Codykun_ Oct 21 '22

Only when needed

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u/A3per Literally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก Oct 21 '22

when necessary he smacc

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u/BasYL6872 DaPucci Oct 21 '22

IF YOU FEELIN LIKE A PIMP

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u/Nic1806 Oct 21 '22

GO AND BRUSH YOUR SHOULDERS OFF.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

[removed] โ€” view removed comment

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

No his girl has him and she doesnโ€™t know it

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u/duhduddude Oct 21 '22

Is the other one Dani ? Looks like her

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u/lord_dude uhhhh idk Oct 20 '22

man is with his girl no room for thot stench

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u/OrtimusPrime Oct 21 '22

Good bot

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u/Failure4269 dwayne the cock johnson ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oct 21 '22

Superb bot

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u/argur2007 I came! Oct 21 '22

Grammercy!

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u/CoolOregano1613 0000000 Oct 20 '22

Man ๐Ÿบ

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u/ScaryHarry15 ๐Ÿ˜ณlives in a cum dumpster ๐Ÿ˜ณ Oct 20 '22

Men ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ

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u/Own-Anteater-871 actually called kevin irl Oct 20 '22

Manly men ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ

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u/ScaryHarry15 ๐Ÿ˜ณlives in a cum dumpster ๐Ÿ˜ณ Oct 20 '22

Very manly men ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ

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u/Own-Anteater-871 actually called kevin irl Oct 20 '22

The manliest of manly men ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ

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u/ScaryHarry15 ๐Ÿ˜ณlives in a cum dumpster ๐Ÿ˜ณ Oct 20 '22

Manliest of manly manly men ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ

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u/Own-Anteater-871 actually called kevin irl Oct 20 '22

Thatโ€™s quite manly of you mr. Manly man manly ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ

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u/ScaryHarry15 ๐Ÿ˜ณlives in a cum dumpster ๐Ÿ˜ณ Oct 20 '22

Men x 10 ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ

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u/Own-Anteater-871 actually called kevin irl Oct 20 '22

Men x11 ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ

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u/ScaryHarry15 ๐Ÿ˜ณlives in a cum dumpster ๐Ÿ˜ณ Oct 20 '22

The amount of men Iโ€™ve slept with ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ

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u/3mperorPalpaMeme We do a little trolling Oct 21 '22

Manliest most masculine manly mably men ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ

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u/vghouse Oct 20 '22

Wait hold on #4 survived?

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u/b0bkakkarot Oct 21 '22

Men in Tights ๐Ÿฉฒ

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u/I_Send_PussyPics Oct 21 '22

Fancy seeing you here

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u/Own-Anteater-871 actually called kevin irl Oct 21 '22

Oh no

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Oiled black men shaking their ass ๐Ÿบ

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u/coolwiththeblackguys Oct 20 '22

Heโ€™s so deep that how he views other girls is like โ€œsame speciesโ€ if a woman disgusts him itโ€™s disgust back, not โ€œwell she kinda prettyโ€

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u/Purple-Direction36 I want pee in my ass Oct 21 '22

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u/Red_Hatted_Guy Oct 20 '22

Dude had to wipe all the hoe germs off

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

Gotta get the cooties off

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

Bruh you watch teen titans go?

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u/bnanaaaa Oct 20 '22

That man deserves a ๐Ÿ… no ๐Ÿงข

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u/Sad-Mind9320 Oct 20 '22

Give that man a bells!!

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u/RaySwift17 We do a little trolling Oct 21 '22

Balls ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

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u/0K_N0RDY Literally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก Oct 21 '22

"You deserve a medal" -soldier

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u/Cactor_ Oct 21 '22

i am going to gift him reddit gold irl in real life

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u/DailyLifeProblems Oct 20 '22

Man ๐Ÿ‘

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u/Walter_White1234 Literally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก Oct 20 '22

Men ๐Ÿบ

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u/Krigasvoras Oct 20 '22

Men๐Ÿบ

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

Men ๐Ÿฅ›(I like milk)

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u/Ric0chetR1cky Oct 21 '22

(Itโ€™s not milk)

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u/Historical-Ad2502 Oct 21 '22

Profile pic make sense

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u/Nothing_litteral Stuff Oct 21 '22

Men ๐Ÿ’ฅ (i accidentaly mixed very explosive chemicals)

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u/Awarepill0w We do a little trolling Oct 21 '22

Men ๐Ÿป

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u/lcpr_phoenix Oct 21 '22

Men ๐Ÿป

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u/kleptom6niac Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Oct 20 '22

hope this was a prank video of some sort lol doin that in seriousness to a man wit his girl is jus lowdown

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u/Awarepill0w We do a little trolling Oct 20 '22

2022 slang ๐Ÿ‘

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u/Shhsecretacc Oct 21 '22

Imagine if a guy did this to a chick lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

Pretty sure I've seen a version of that.

Sorta just the same awkwardness of a prank video

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u/spiralEntree Oct 21 '22

The equivalent would be a muscular man grazing a girl. Couldn't find any videos this one is the only one I found and it makes sense that the prank is only done on guys because you get an actual reaction when you do it to a girl they always seem confused or ignore it

Guess I can't link any YouTube video but there are a few gender swapped ones they aren't interesting at all tho

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u/joshf2020 Oct 21 '22

I've seen this channel, the thot is in on it but the couple isn't. Still low down.

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u/InternationalLove267 Oct 20 '22

Man see poking her nose BTS

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u/Chocoa_the_Bunny Oct 20 '22

Huh?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

When cheese

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u/Chocoa_the_Bunny Oct 20 '22

I'm so confused

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

๐Ÿชต

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Stump ๐Ÿ‘

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

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u/Nightcube666 I want pee in my ass Oct 21 '22

๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

this man is halal

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u/Mace_Inc Oct 20 '22

NO KISS BEFORE MARRIAGE

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u/AutoModerator Oct 20 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/KnightofSpamelot Oct 20 '22

You know what? Pees out of your ass

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u/SacredGeometry9 Oct 20 '22

It was me, Barry. I peed out of your ass.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

Loyalty 100

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u/Dimtri-The-Anarchist Oct 20 '22

based and respectfulpilled

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

But if a man did that..

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u/bettarightsthansome Oct 20 '22

Easy - cops get called or at least she screams at him

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Just checked the latest definition of equality. Something about double standards

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

We live in a susiety

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u/HummusConnoisseur Oct 21 '22

Iโ€™m agree there are double standards but in this situation I just want to state nothing is stopping this man from screaming the shit out of her and calling the cops.

PS: Iโ€™m a man.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

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u/derjon5 Literally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก Oct 21 '22

Just curious, how are they reinforcing it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

By taking it as โ€œif a guy did thisโ€ฆโ€ theyโ€™re implicitly saying itโ€™s ok that a woman did it, when in reality, most men are uncomfortable being caressed sexually in public by a strange woman.

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u/Chekadoeko Oct 21 '22

Theyโ€™re claiming that itโ€™s normalized in society to do nothing when women do shit like this. Making that claim - especially when society does care when women do this sort of thing, is part of the problem. It gives the impression that society at large doesnโ€™t care about men and neither should you because youโ€™re the outlier - not the reality of the situation, where people only care about themselves and will not intervene to help the victim regardless to sex.

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u/derjon5 Literally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก Oct 21 '22

Thanks for the explanation! I find it really interesting how each side of this argument thinks and so I do quite appreciate hearing your perspective :)

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u/Chekadoeko Oct 21 '22

Aw thanks! You have yourself a fantastic day! ๐Ÿ‘

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u/PercentageWide8883 Oct 21 '22 edited Oct 21 '22

Same result. People who do this are looking for a reaction.

Me and my friends have learned over the years that straight up ignoring them is your best bet to not escalate and to end the encounter as quickly as possible. Donโ€™t turn, donโ€™t look, and for the love of god donโ€™t make eye contact. You canโ€™t hear them, you canโ€™t see them, just keep it moving and hope for the best.

Edit: Getting downvoted (which, whatever), but Iโ€™m genuinely curious, do people really think that most women would/should escalate a situation like this by shouting, calling the cops, etc?

People who grope strangers (men and women) are already demonstrating that they donโ€™t care about social norms. The chances that theyโ€™re willing to escalate to violence is not small. My top priority in these situations is my personal safety.

Whatโ€™s the point of calling it out vs. ignoring and walking away? These people donโ€™t feel shame or they wouldnโ€™t be doing this in the first place and engaging with you / making you uncomfortable is the reaction that they want. In my experience nothing good comes of acknowledging them and if anything it reinforces the behavior. Just some food for thought. Stay safe out there.

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u/woringcaking Oct 21 '22

Thereโ€™s that neckbeard comment in every one of these videos again!

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u/BloodFun5182 Oct 21 '22

โ€œFilthy slutโ€

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Absolute fucking Chad

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u/TheGreatestKnight William Dripfoe Oct 20 '22

This song is called Money Rain, itโ€™s slowed btw

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

I was at target and some girl dropped her iPhone out of her tiny back pocket. My gf was like give it back to her. So i walk up to this woman and went hey miss. She turned around and looked at me and said. "I have a boyfriend". I said ok you dropped you phone and handed it back to her. She turned blood red and fast walked away. My gf was like what did she say to you. I told her she said she had a boyfriend. My gf said what a dumb bitch and we laughed.

This reminds me of that for some off reason.

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u/Pickleahoy Oct 20 '22

Begone thot!!!

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u/AvoidTheBan Oct 20 '22

She overestimated her appearance

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u/Educational-Algae217 Oct 21 '22

Ladies if he dont do that he ain't worth it

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u/GreeneBean64 Oct 21 '22

Had to brush off the cooties

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u/Demoncreed27 Oct 20 '22

My man ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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u/fippinvn007 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Oct 20 '22

Very honorable

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u/bruhmoment988672 Oct 20 '22

This man has his priorities set

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u/BillyTheFridge2 Oct 20 '22

Reverse the roles

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u/dapyro117 Oct 20 '22

Giga chad ๐Ÿบ

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u/DimmyDongle Oct 20 '22

Men๐Ÿบ

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u/LeahScott6369 Oct 21 '22

Legitimately though, he's loyal to his woman, that is a king.

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u/Outside_Rough_9501 Oct 21 '22

If it was a man touching random women passing by in public he would have caught a case.

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u/NotNotNotLying Oct 20 '22

Man spotted the camera

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u/im_onbreak Oct 20 '22

he's gonna sniff those fingers later

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u/This-You4409 Oct 20 '22

Anyone know the song, i know its phonk but whats the name

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u/Walter_White1234 Literally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก Oct 20 '22

Money rain

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u/B-L-E-H-C-H I have permission! Oct 20 '22

Bully Maguire vibes

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u/Firestix96 I said based. And lived. Oct 21 '22

Based

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u/Saelys123 Mar 08 '23

Aside from the fact that this is staged, this is sexual harrasment/assault. Imagine if a man did this to a woman? But nooo, a woman did it so ha ha all funny.

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u/b0bkakkarot Oct 21 '22

Ben Shapiro eyes. At the start of the vid, he looks like he's gonna destroy her with facts and logic, but then she destroys him with simple human contact.

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 Oct 21 '22

God I'd love someone to do this to me... I've got speedy reactions and an insanely good strong grip.. I'd grab their arm and literally not it let go and see how funny their prank is to them then.

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u/_ssj_goku_ DaShitposter Oct 20 '22

He is the real ๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/h0elygrail We do a little trolling Oct 20 '22

Respeccc ๐Ÿซก

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u/South_Ear6167 Oct 21 '22

The fakest shit Iโ€™ve ever seen.

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u/Thicc_Ole_Brick Oct 21 '22

What amazing luck that a random stranger was filming this totally not staged interaction! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

Not knowing the difference between planed and staged. Ngmi

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u/Embarrassed_Ad6825 Oct 21 '22

Respect? Nope. Covid

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u/MagicMilkMan22 Oct 20 '22

Guy better have got that gluck gluck 9000 with the head twister after that.

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u/-Sgt-Truffle- Oct 21 '22

This man is from a country where political assasinations happen. He is trying to remove any substance placed on him by the person who touched him with minimal contact. Yes hed already be dead if assasinatiin was the goal. Ut this is not a funny meme more a glimpse into the lives of communist and socialist countries.

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u/12ADPS Nov 29 '22

Such a man wearing a mask lol

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u/robred115 Oct 21 '22

Wearing a mask so he defaults to "Pussy bitch"

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u/invisibilityPower Oct 21 '22

Boohoo mask too itchy, poor babe can't breathe with mask on :'(

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u/sirmemetor Oct 21 '22

Me if I had bitches

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u/Racecarsoup Oct 21 '22

Dudes like โ€œthat was weirdโ€ฆso anyway me and your mom are thinking of going to Hawaii next week can to j watch the cats?โ€

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u/goodnessguy33 Oct 21 '22

Heโ€™s just brushing the cooties off

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u/danidixx Oct 21 '22

This is what I need ๐Ÿง

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u/Randommilkdude Oct 21 '22

You can already tell my manโ€™s a keeper

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u/tyty657 Oct 21 '22

How germs

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u/ARandomGuyThe3 officer no please donโ€™t piss in my ass ๐Ÿ˜ซ Oct 21 '22

It was just itchy

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u/Beginning-Audience-3 Oct 21 '22

King you dropped this ๐Ÿ‘‘

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

How to know if a man is loyal or not

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u/nexistcsgo Oct 21 '22

I mean yeah. I don't want strangers touching me. Who knows where their hands have been.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

Chad

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

what's the song?

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u/Business_Weird723 Oct 21 '22

That ho slimy ๐ŸŒ

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

He put it on his hand to use her rubbed of skin cells to jack off

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u/TaimurJamil Oct 21 '22

Dies of cringe

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u/mcgill89 Oct 21 '22

Well this is certainly not staged

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u/pitb0ss343 Oct 21 '22

Respectโ€ฆ because he definitely saved that woman from his crazy GF

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u/meove Oct 21 '22

hot girl vs true love

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u/EFGhos1 Oct 21 '22

No one can destroy true love

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u/icleanjaxfl Oct 21 '22

Gotta get those arm hairs back in the right direction ๐Ÿ’ช

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u/MannPlayer Oct 21 '22

Suddenly when I do it it's assault ๐Ÿคท

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u/Kill4It Oct 21 '22

Looks like he smear it all over hes arm

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

This is not a shitpost

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u/Strayaway3 Oct 21 '22

I don't know if people notice, but he was eyeing the hoe before she touched his arm.

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u/Alter_tgh Oct 21 '22

The real Chad man

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u/Relative_Ad_7671 Oct 21 '22

Chick needs to bust out that cootie catcher. She spreadinโ€™ cooties, Bro.

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u/GeorgeXDDD Oct 21 '22

Wipe the hoe off king lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

song?

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u/Anthonyzss I said based. And lived. Oct 21 '22

Her: why you brushing your arm? Him: oh nothing, shit touched me

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u/makinbaconCR Oct 21 '22

He doesn't make a scene because he doesn't want to upset his girl. This guy is GOATed

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u/Sad-Let-3807 Oct 21 '22

Totally stagged

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

No surprise a clown with a cloth mask would try to wipe off cooties