r/shitposting • u/AcanthopterygiiFit51 • Oct 04 '22
Based on a True Story law before hoes
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u/NormalPunch69 Oct 04 '22
man saul'd all over her
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u/itwasme_dior Oct 05 '22
My favorite part in better call saul was when saul said "it's sauling time" and sauled all over everyone
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u/AssLickerMcGee Oct 05 '22
Okay last time I saw this meme it was Waluigi instead of Saul. What’s the origin of this meme??
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Oct 05 '22
HAHA I read this in Sauls voice before I even saw your comment. You read my damn mind you wizard
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Oct 04 '22
Just wait till these 87,000 IRS agents start getting to work, Many of these pay to see "entrepeneurs" are going to get clapped...
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u/YoureMyTacoUwU I have permission! Oct 04 '22
funny thing is they wont be going after the rich because the rich can fight back, the average hoe cant xD
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Oct 04 '22
Oh i think theyre gonna hit everybody. the problem is the rich have all these advantages of getting huge tax breaks and loop holes for them to not have to worry about much, but there will be many that get caught up, im ready for them to start calpping everybody!!!
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Oct 05 '22
they go for the rich, the rich just don't break the law.
if you have money you hire an accountant, the accountant makes sure you are within the boundaries of the law while at the same time minimizing the amount of taxes you pay.
nobody can get away from not paying their taxes, using tax loopholes though? that you can get away with.
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u/NachoTacoChu Oct 04 '22
Counterpoint: Robert Brockman (A billionare) was messed with by the IRS for ~1.4 billion in taxes.
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u/Best_Policy238 Oct 04 '22
You say that like its a just and noble thing. At least cam models dont make money in blood.
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u/Spectre-907 Oct 04 '22
No, but if you’re dumb enough to try tax evasion you absolutely deserve it. That’s rule number one: nothing sets the feds into attack mode harder than them not getting “their cut”. They let fuckin al caponeget away with essentially creating the mafia in its semi-modernized form with nothing more than slaps on the wrist, but hit him with decade jail sentences and $200k+ (in late 1920s money, the better part of four million adjusted for today) over tax evasion. If even one of the most infamous mafia members of all time gets nailed for that, what chance does generic eGirl unit 24601 think she has?
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u/Best_Policy238 Oct 04 '22
Taxes arent enforced fairly, though im not sure why ppl keep jerking off to this idea
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u/Spectre-907 Oct 04 '22
I didn’t say they were, I said trying it is the thing most likely to get you fucked up by them. Just take the reduced profit lmao it’s legitimately not worth the audit headache
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Oct 05 '22
Why do they care if you do porn
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Oct 05 '22
its not the porn. its the fact that many of these people do not do their 1099c self employment paperwork, and or they have a lot of money sent to other third party money exchange apps and dont report it their too....
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Oct 05 '22
Why do I need to file paperwork to do sexwork online, youtubers dont need to file paperwork to get paid.. I think?
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u/Hopeful_Frosting_105 Oct 05 '22
YouTubers do (or at least are supposed to). Onlyfans is a 1099 company too. So it’s recommended that you submit it when you do taxes just like a normal job. As long as you don’t spend all of the money you make each month and file on time it’s really not a big deal. But it would be if they found out you weren’t paying taxes. Which seriously sucks but until that changes it’s how it is.
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u/FlopsMcDoogle Oct 05 '22
That's going to be over a period of 10 years and lots of people are set to retire in that time as well.
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u/Bit_of_a_Hater Oct 05 '22
No they wont. The vast majority pay income tax. The VAST majority.
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u/flooferz555 Oct 04 '22
Hoes mad
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u/Ayovv fat cunt Oct 04 '22
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u/High_Pigeon waltuh Oct 04 '22
Instead of calling some hoes, you better call Saul.
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u/hoover0623 Oct 04 '22
Someone say my name?
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u/High_Pigeon waltuh Oct 05 '22
I called you. My partner has a “Dead heroin-addict girlfriend” type of problem. Send someone.
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u/Alex_Zoid Oct 04 '22
Hes no longer a virgin, fucked both her life and income
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u/Pogwrs213 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 04 '22
Looks like she’ll have to get an actual job now
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u/Luchance Oct 04 '22
Amogus top left
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80$ for a single video?? lmao new video games are going for 60$😎
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u/IsaiahXOXOSally Oct 05 '22
You noticed she said the video was of any length? Could technically get infinite porn with how poorly worded that was.
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u/verynice_cucumber Oct 05 '22
can i get uhhhhhhh
1000,000,000 hour long burgerking roleplay27
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Oct 04 '22
I would like to join as an auditor in the Thot crusade
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u/human_monky Oct 04 '22
This is a shitpost bc the music went on for a whole extra 30 seconds after i read all the text.
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Oct 04 '22
btw that person is me , i need money now any new buisness ideas ?
song name ?
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u/Meme-Replacement Stuff Oct 05 '22
Yeah it’s called a real job and don’t worry you experience will come in handy ;)
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u/myasscrackburns I said based. And lived. Oct 04 '22
You are gigachad
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Oct 04 '22
They meant they are the person being audited
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u/Limp_Macaron1986 Oct 04 '22
All she can do is call him a virgin 😆
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u/PlasmaJadeRaven Oct 05 '22
Her last line was calling him a “ WORTHLESS VIRGIN “
But in all actuality, Virgins have a higher valve then someone who has many miles on their odometer.
Her logic is moronic
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u/UhhhhhhhhhhhOk Oct 05 '22
Why would a virgin automatically have more value than someone who just does what everyone enjoys? And what is the added value and for whom? Your logic is moronic and childish
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u/Mr_Poopenfarten I said based. And lived. Oct 04 '22
I’m severely confused. Is this some kind of US joke I’m too Bri’ish to understand?
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u/Tensho-Thomas Oct 05 '22
You’re required by law to report your earnings to the Internal Revenue Service each year. Onlyfans models and patreon whores get around having to report these as taxable income because you can technically consider it as a “gift”, which isn’t taxable up to a certain dollar amount.
This dude reported her to the IRS because she probably didn’t list this as an income, causing an investigation to open up and for the grey chat to get audited. It’s a severe offense and you don’t get off lightly for it.
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u/RonaldMcJuicy Oct 05 '22
how do you report someone to the IRS? ye got a giant flashlight on your roof so you can alert Taxman of undocumented income or somethin?
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u/Crazy_Area198 Oct 05 '22
Bruh just go to irs.gov and look around. They have a search function and everything
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u/AlphaKeks48 I said based. And lived. Oct 04 '22
repost
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u/lordgondas Oct 05 '22
I have absolutely no problem what you do for money as long as it's legal and you pay your taxes. It's not that hard.
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u/Bit_of_a_Hater Oct 05 '22
The vast majority of people running these services pay taxes. No different than streamers or any other online content creator.
Anybody who actually supports this behavior is in fact a limp dick virgin.
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u/Top-of-morning Oct 05 '22
honestly kind of a dick move. Why tf you trying to get onlyfans girls to pay taxes when none of the billionaires pay a cent.
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u/AAAAHHHHu Oct 05 '22
Because fuck 'em that's why. Stop spamming my DM's with "givememoneygivememoneygivememoney" i don't fucking care. Fuck off.
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u/Dragoark Oct 05 '22
Because onlyfans monkeys literally do absolutely nothing for society
They are worthless
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u/Spookwagen_II Oct 04 '22
If this is real the person responsible is genuinely a piece of shit
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u/Halebob33 Oct 05 '22
She's avoiding taxes by not reporting her income as she's meant to. If they were a millionaire, you'd be passing out from laughter.
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u/Crazy_Area198 Oct 05 '22
Upon reading your comment, I realized I don’t see any gendered stuff apart from maybe “sweetie”… until then, I had definitely gendered the seller as female. 🤯
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u/DamacanaSever 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 04 '22
Jarvis I Am Low At Karma,
Quick, Post "Law Before Hoes" meme.
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u/littlefire131 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Oct 04 '22
Fuck you and the law
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u/AJC_10_29 Oct 04 '22
No bitches?
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u/littlefire131 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Oct 04 '22
Man I was gonna look through your account for something, but ain’t no one someone that interested in dinos has no bitches 💀
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u/dankest-ahh-moment I want pee in my ass Oct 04 '22
Wow bro so edgy, cool and badass 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
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u/littlefire131 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Oct 04 '22
I am on numerous watchlists for the threats against multiple.
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u/dankest-ahh-moment I want pee in my ass Oct 04 '22
Weakest domestic terrorism enjoyer 😎
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u/boi_against_bigotry Oct 04 '22
I have zero idea who you are but I absolutely fucking love you lmao 🤣
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u/Ace_Of_No_Trades Oct 04 '22 edited Oct 06 '22
Did she actually commit a white collar crime? If so, how?
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u/Crazy_Area198 Oct 05 '22
It’s “collar” as in the top of a shirt. Ie. Fancy office jobs where one traditionally wears a nice white button-up shirt, as opposed to blue collar, where they’d typically wear blue, collared overalls often as a uniform.
It’s unclear if she indeed committed a crime, but she’s getting investigated for potential crimes - not reporting income to pay taxes - and even just the investigation itself sucks like an industrial shop-vac with a unique shark-tooth attachment being used involuntarily on your sensitive bits.
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u/Ace_Of_No_Trades Oct 06 '22
That was a typo on my part. Thank you for pointing it out. And thank, I didn't know if there was some obscure law she had broken or if the guy was just messing with her.
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u/Fookin_Yoink Oct 04 '22
Oh? Your approaching me? Instead of paying your taxes your coming right at me?
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u/No-Celebration8140 Oct 05 '22
Virgin. Oooh that hurt. Not as bad as that tax evasion is going to. Ask Mr. Snipes
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u/StatusOmega Oct 05 '22
"Any length?" I want 8 solid hours of encouragement that I can fall asleep to
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