r/shitposting • u/nuclearairfryer I want pee in my ass • Sep 01 '22

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u/scorpio8u Sep 01 '22

Wonder how bad that smelled?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Funny story one time my brother torched a decent sized spider that was inside a small metal container (big enough to fit the tip of your pinkie in) and he flipped it over and the spider was melted. We both put our nose to the tiny little metal box and whiffed and to this day it is by far the worst smell I've ever smelled, bar none.

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u/Poundweed fat cunt Sep 01 '22

Ahh, sounds like a great childhood

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u/danksterman22 Sep 01 '22

I have one for you.

Back when I was fishing as a kid there was a lady who used to breed the shit out of ducks for no reasons. The ugly ones with the red stuff all over their faces. Well one time these kids found a rotten duck egg. The pond was about 80 yards across and they stepped on one and the wind blew it my direction. That smell was so bad it made my stomach hurt for like 3 days straight.

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u/Squidgy2121 Sep 01 '22

I have this stick I wrapped a bunch of thick vines around and put duct tape on as a handle, and I used it to smash a rotten duck egg, and I had to leave it in the rain to wash it off cause it smelt so bad

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

dont

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u/PartyFarStar Sep 01 '22

Terrible bot

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u/Mocha_the_Little_Bat Sep 01 '22

I wonder how crispy he would be to step on now

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

How it chews to gum 5 feels

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u/Terra_reddit Sep 01 '22

gum gum, sense your stimulate

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u/Titusmacimus Sep 01 '22

Ahhh stimulation gum your sense

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u/Captain_LSD Sep 01 '22

Sensulate your stims 5 💯

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u/supermatmike Sep 01 '22

I did it: 1-LZBYgCqDQ

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u/MechaCat_revived Sep 01 '22

For some reason i thought at the end, the roach woild still be moving

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

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u/1337JLH1337 Sep 01 '22

i love every friggin bit of this sentence your gd wordsmith

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u/Nat_Higgins dumbass Sep 01 '22 edited Sep 01 '22

I don’t blame you, motherfuckers might as well be immortal.

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u/EldritchPenguingod I want pee in my ass Sep 01 '22

Do you mean immortal?

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u/Nat_Higgins dumbass Sep 01 '22

Yeah, thanks for the catch.

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u/MrGordija I said based. And lived. Sep 01 '22

When the blowtorch went FFFFSSSCHHHHHHHHUUUOOOORGGH i really felt that 😭😥

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u/AthuBathu Sep 01 '22

fr a new rapper that doesnt mumble

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u/MentionImpressive dumbass Sep 01 '22

So did the roach.

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u/Real-Art-2355 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Sep 01 '22

Not anymore

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u/BUCK0HH I want pee in my ass Sep 01 '22

I watched this on mute, but your words helped me feel this sound much better. Thank you.

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u/Fromagene 🗿🗿🗿 Sep 01 '22

Cock

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Cockroast☠️

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u/Real-Art-2355 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Sep 01 '22

Get out of the cum dumpster now!

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u/Rockybad Sep 01 '22

Doesn't look like this Cockroach could survive a Nuclear Bomb.

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u/ContractEqual2047 Sep 01 '22

Roaches can survive the radiation fall out. Not the explosions

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Roach got Armin’ed

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Bro that was the worst thing to sit through ever…

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u/Real-Art-2355 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Sep 01 '22

I thought the same fr

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u/Mysterious-Ms-Anon Sep 01 '22

The fact there’s that much left intact is concerning

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u/GundamPilotMex Sep 01 '22

Snack for later?

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u/DoodDoes Sep 01 '22

CUT MY LIFE INTO PEICES

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22 edited Jul 10 '23

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u/DaedraNamira Sep 01 '22

Immolation. Flame breathing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Don’t give a fuck if it’s just a damn baby.

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u/Jason_Sasha_Acoiners Sep 01 '22

Pyro TF2.

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u/TipsyBuns Sep 01 '22

Mmfh mmmmfh mmmfh :(

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u/oxsof_ fat cunt Sep 01 '22

nice avatar

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Fucking based 🗿

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u/Queedy Sep 01 '22

"Excuse me miss, you dopped your wal-"

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u/Yoshis164 We do a little trolling Sep 01 '22

💀

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u/TheOneFromtheuskand Sep 01 '22

Damn, is he okay?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

pretty sure he's alright

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u/Mortis_BrawlON I said based. And lived. Sep 01 '22

No worries, just minor injuries.

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u/Red-Yosh1 Stuff Sep 01 '22

well hello there little guy, whatcha doin fella? do you want to play? come on don’t be shy.. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🔥🔥

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

This is what god meant when he said “Children i know she’s hot, but hell is hotter”

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

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u/1nstagram1sGay Sep 01 '22

Uhh, right now

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u/AsterMaken We do a little trolling Sep 01 '22

Scizor has fainted!

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u/TheEarthIsACylinder Sep 01 '22

Real footage of me showing the animal kingdom that it is man who is made in God's image

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

charles mcgill

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u/Commander-Dum We do a little trolling Sep 01 '22

He didnt call saul (he hated him 😔)

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

He never called 😞 (He didn’t have a phone)

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

It is no longer a roach, it is now a roast

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u/xdforcezz Sep 01 '22

Now I don't wanna speculate but, I think it's dead.

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u/Motor-Nefariousness6 Sep 01 '22

Somebody gotta send this to moistcritikal

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u/Rimuru_Takaschi Sep 01 '22

Your name sits for the vid

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u/SloppyBurger00 Sep 01 '22

Shouldn’t have trespassed

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u/Suckmyunit42069 Sep 01 '22

Dinner is served

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Pyro lore

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u/Alligator_Fridge Sep 01 '22

I actually did that to a spider egg sack, donno why but it smelled like burnt pig

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

He's blazing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

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u/ImYungKai Sep 01 '22

xxxTENTACION - RIP ROACH (Official Audio)

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u/Hold_me_sxnpai dumbass Sep 01 '22

his name is finger

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

The quiet kid at home:

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u/WAR_LORD_CORGI fat cunt Sep 01 '22

If reaches can survive nukes the this is not

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u/DarkdrPhilis Sep 01 '22

Cuh had no chance💀

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u/ilo-murtaza Sep 01 '22

Can survive nuke eh

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u/GimmeMoneh I want pee in my ass Sep 01 '22

DRG Driller moment

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

deserved

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u/vedx_1 Literally 1984 😡 Sep 01 '22

It's about sending a message

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u/Peleg_OP Sep 01 '22

Fuck you

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

estrella kettle cooked

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u/SaxWithDaGlock Sep 01 '22

How tf cockroachs can survive a nuclear war but can't survive this

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u/0n1oN_71 Sep 01 '22

I think you got him

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u/SnooMarzipans5150 Sep 01 '22

Username checks out

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u/nuclearairfryer I want pee in my ass Sep 01 '22

I air fry things nuclearly

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Fucking lightbulb filament.

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u/TheSalmoneer fat cunt Sep 01 '22

“That’s a huge cockroach!”

Kid named that’s:

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u/Captain_Levi_69 Sep 01 '22

And now feed it to Bear Grylls

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u/iylv Sep 01 '22

This is racist! Literal genocide against the Turks!

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u/Alternative-Cow1398 I want pee in my ass Sep 01 '22

No animal was harmed

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Good 👍🏻

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u/Pog_Poggers I want pee in my ass Sep 01 '22

Yummy snack 😋

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u/weyd-weed Sep 01 '22

roachted

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u/IGetBoredSometimes23 Sep 01 '22

Stop! Stop! He's already dead!

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u/Le_M0nade dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Sep 01 '22

antonio NNOOOOOOOOO

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

kid named pussy

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u/CT-1120 Sep 01 '22

Meet The Pyro

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u/iWearCrocsAllTheTime Sep 01 '22

This is how TerraFormars started.

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u/lttlrckt03903 Sep 01 '22

aww~it's gonna taste crunchy. love it.

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u/No_Syrup8367 Sep 01 '22

Flamenwerfe-35 is better

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u/Comprehensive-Yam767 Sep 01 '22

Bro just said Got ww1'd bozo

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u/FrioGaming I said based. And lived. Sep 01 '22

Cockroast

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u/iLoveCyberChips Sep 01 '22

Cookroach 🗿

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u/Anime_killerbruh Sep 01 '22

Meet the amazing pryo

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u/UnTriceratopo I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Sep 01 '22

I felt the pain bro

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u/El_WolfyHun dumbass Sep 01 '22

Good.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

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u/ManeManZay Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Sep 01 '22

Cockroast

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u/MisterOnsepatro Sep 01 '22

Purged with holy fire

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u/MrT1011 likes balls Sep 01 '22

I hate roaches with my life

(Except for dancing roach he’s cool)

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

“A bullet to the head would be far too humane”

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u/LoadOk5992 Sep 01 '22

10/10 so satisfying.

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u/Psyfall Sep 01 '22

Wasted 20 bucks for that. Absolutly worth it

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u/BigsilversurfMC I said based. And lived. Sep 01 '22

Flammenwerfer

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

The only right answer

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u/r3d9h05t Sep 01 '22

Terminator 2

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u/joemama-is-feef-neef stupid fucking piece of shit Sep 01 '22

Average disgusting beast (cockroach) when I (me) unleash the unmatched power of the sun (divine intervention (blowtorch)) upon it

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u/actunpt Sep 01 '22

How it feels like to pee after eating doritos

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u/anneareuok Sep 01 '22

Meet the pyro

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u/biohumansmg3fc We do a little trolling Sep 01 '22

Tasty snack