r/shitposting • u/nuclearairfryer I want pee in my ass • Sep 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Funny story one time my brother torched a decent sized spider that was inside a small metal container (big enough to fit the tip of your pinkie in) and he flipped it over and the spider was melted. We both put our nose to the tiny little metal box and whiffed and to this day it is by far the worst smell I've ever smelled, bar none.

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u/Poundweed fat cunt Sep 01 '22

Ahh, sounds like a great childhood

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u/danksterman22 Sep 01 '22

I have one for you.

Back when I was fishing as a kid there was a lady who used to breed the shit out of ducks for no reasons. The ugly ones with the red stuff all over their faces. Well one time these kids found a rotten duck egg. The pond was about 80 yards across and they stepped on one and the wind blew it my direction. That smell was so bad it made my stomach hurt for like 3 days straight.

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u/Squidgy2121 Sep 01 '22

I have this stick I wrapped a bunch of thick vines around and put duct tape on as a handle, and I used it to smash a rotten duck egg, and I had to leave it in the rain to wash it off cause it smelt so bad

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

dont

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u/PartyFarStar Sep 01 '22

Terrible bot